Bard spotting on Bluesky 11 October 2024

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BardWatch She/Her Anti-Hate-Brigade 1mo ago #7151622

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

Not that this is the point, but the talking jpeg reporter wearing that top complete with a prominent nipple really speaks to the training data that underpins AI.

James Withers (@jameswithers.bsky.social):

This is an AI-generated reporter holding a CNN microphone in an AI-generated location, reading an inputted script.

If you think fake news is bad and dangerous now, we are about to enter a whole new era.

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

A collective of some of the horniest and sexually weirdest men alive came together to build a vast machine mind that runs on the equivalent of a billion idle revving Dodge Chargers that can occasionally produce a jpeg of a weird looking but mostly attractive white woman with perky tits.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

*ducks over, brushes away the flyspeck that you read as a negative sign in the exponent of "2.31x10^9/hr"

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BardWatch She/Her Anti-Hate-Brigade BardWatch 1mo ago #7155538

Found 67 Coins!

ghost malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social):

alien archaeologists will believe "stepsister" means something like "concubine"

lowtax speedrun enjoyer (@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social):

going over a clothes dryer with a magnifying glass and asking how we got stuck

Kevin (@kja.bsky.social):

I just realized AI porn is going to diverge into some truly bizarre genres. They're no longer bound by what actual human bodies are physically capable of.

moldering toast (@toasty.cx):

listen not to out myself too bad here, but as someone who's got some interests that hove in to the area of "stuff that isn't physically possible" it sucks shit at that too, and in ways that I don't see them being able to solve, basically ever

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Why have a pachinko art gacha machine spit out a consistently bad eyecandy when I can just turn on The Shape of Water

moldering toast (@toasty.cx):

wait you mean you DON'T like seeing exclusively white women with eyes like Alita Battle Angel who look like their skin is made of plastic wrap and have skeletons generously described as "eldritch horror?"

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I mean, I'd be really happy to have a cyber body that matches my self image (I watched Alita yesterday, for the first time)

But my tastes run to emotional expression, & AI is consistently an abomination, only rarely coherent

moldering toast (@toasty.cx):

yeah no kiddin on both counts