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Bardfinn cope - You're also not doing free labour for Reddit, Inc. You've volunteered to help your community,

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:soyjaktantrum: I'm not working for free for a billion dollar company making money on my sub I'm not I'm not I'm not! rdrama only made me think that! :soyjaktantrum:


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Even for a bardfinn comment this is a cut above the rest re: patheticness


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well like his end game is always going to be sad, as it is with almost all of these e-cults that have popped up over the last 20 years because that's kind of how the cult playbook goes. Steve's fate might just be simple like "steer off into insane oblivion while doing 100s of hours of free labor a week"

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 06 hours 54 minutes and 01 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Average time between mentions: 0 days 01 hours 35 minutes and 27 seconds

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uh oh you did a heckin sitewide violation


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I am furiously writing about how I can tell the teachers on you.

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Reddit stock is actually up 45% from IPO. Bardfinn wins again.

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Reddit :marseychristmasbeheadsnoo: stock :marseywallst: is actually :marseyakshually: up 45% from IPO.

And how much of that money :marseygeralt: has Bardfinn :marseysalem: received? :marseysmugface:

No trans lives matter.

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Bardfinn is a Renaissance woman. Her financial genius would have forseen this and invested heavily using the top mod IPO option that was provided. Why else would she work so hard for reddit?

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You're also not doing free labour for Reddit, Inc.

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When I kept my spreadsheet, I noted that first line AEO dropped the ball 25-33% of the time, and that escalated mistakes had a better than 99% appropriate resolution rate. That was data I collected over ~18 months.

I do less labour for the job I actually get paid for lmao

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>labour

I can't believe this neighbor is still pretending with British spelling

Proof bardfinn is a big fat phony

!bardfinn here is your reminder bardfinn fakes British spelling and I caught xhim slipping

https://rdrama.net/post/216428/i-have-proof-bardfinn-is-faking

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Why did the British woman start shouting antisemitic slurs?

Because she was going into Labour :marseyfluffy:

!carlos :marseymerchant:

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:#marseysting: :marseyclapping:

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 04 minutes and 28 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

newest bardfriend is MarseyHasHadEnough at 12:55 on 11-10-2024

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For the longest time I assumed he was a !leafs because we flip flop back and forth on spellings

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Thankfully leafs :marseyleafpearlclutch: are incapable of producing that tier of cuckold :marseydalegribble: outside :marseytouchgrass: major :marseygaygeneral: cities (of which ms finn would :marseymid: be unable to afford to live in)


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At least it's downmarseyd, the other jannies are tired of /u/Bardfinn.


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I used to track them all in a spreadsheet.

I wonder how many reddit spreadsheets he has :marseyemojilaugh:

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He has ascended to his super high tech database aka Microsoft Access.


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Unironically that's what makes me mad about this. My dad has never physically beaten me ever. But we understand that you use a relational database or things happen.

(That's not endorsing MS Access btw.)

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Mongo means stupid in spanish so I get a chuckle when it's shilled but I like a nice organized relational database. Everything has a place.


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1. her pronouns are she/her

2. Dr Oaken and her team moved away from using spreadsheet applications, in favor or a SQL database, in 2016. She's just being humble to be relatable to the general public

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You can't spell "she" without "he" because of patriarchy.


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Bardfinn has never been humble to relate to the general public. At least make your lies believable.

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 04 minutes and 20 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

rdrama is currently running at 182.485 µBardyhertz

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That's an inferior form of consolidating information than a relationional database. I literally will not hot hit it iterally will will kill without putting a shirt on.

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On a side note, she's just being humble, there's no spreadsheet; Doctor Oaken, my anti-hate colleagues and I are using a full fledged multi-tier distributed and redundant database to keep track of all bad faith actors and the reports submitted to Reddit Inc.

:#marseydoctor: :#capyhacker: :#marseychartpie: :#marseychartviolin:

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You better use British English for your reports, chud, even if you're in the middle of bfe Texas.


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wdym my reports are written in Latin, the language of Science

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I'll allow it since Dr Oaken's primary language is ancient Latin.


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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 39 minutes and 28 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ManBearNiggurath which was 0 days 17 hours 07 minutes and 04 seconds

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Between this ridiculous cope and the posts talking to no one on blue sky it's pretty apparent Bardfinn is a shut in who never leaves the house. Well adjusted people dont give a flying frick about helping enforce reddit rules. Normal folks don't make blocklists on blue sky that have over 620,000 names on it.

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I need to find the post where he claims to go outside and "work" on his laptop at the park. lmao


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that the one he talks about wearing a dress and feeling a breeze

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lmao yes


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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 40 minutes and 31 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Wow! There have been 19668 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24

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You've volunteered to help your community, which happens to be hosted on Reddit. Your community is hosted for free on Reddit - no network transit charges, no per-gigabyte peer network exit fees, no charges for storage, compute, value add services.

All my shit is hosted on insta and I don't have to be a janitor there to get free hosting

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Are you telling me that insta pays for its own peer networking fees and compute? I hope you're in awe of my super high techy savvy speak.


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I helped run the most effective protest that Reddit has ever had.

Bardstorians, what is xhe talking about?

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Bardy credits himself for n0thing having a meltdown over George Floyd and Reddit deciding it's time to ban people for no-no words.

Now that Reddit is public, Reddit doesn't gaf about mod rants. Bardy now boomerposts around Bluesky and Reddit that once upon a time he was really really important on Reddit.


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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 50 minutes and 11 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

rdrama is currently running at 183.642 µBardyhertz

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That's not entirely true. Mods don't own a community (seen by the impossibility of deleting a sub, by the ease with which moderators get removed if they do something to affect Reddit's finances, and most recently by all the new measures imposed to restrict protests such as no longer being able to make a community private for good).

Reddit does derive revenue from communities, so hosting a sub may not be paid (doubtful that would even work, at least in its current state), but it most probably compensates by providing revenue (mods themselves also view ads, unless they pay a subscription or still have premium from a previous implementation, just like regular users).

The very first response lol. A reddit mod is nothing more than another consumer of reddit.

It's like being a hall monitor. You can get other people in trouble, but at the end of the day, you're just another student.

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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.

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