Bard spotting on Bluesky 13 October 2024

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Watching Ocean's Eleven, and realised that Saul's role in the scam as the delivery vector for the vault compromise, was unnecessary. Those items could have come in with their inside man in the cart. Saul never had to be exposed.

I dunno - I just love this film

ark of the - skyybeans (@skyblu.bsky.social):

I should watch this again it's very enjoyable

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Twenty years ago, it was the only thing worth watching out of 500 channels of satellite TV, and I was sewing renfaire & larp costumes & digitising anime music videos from VHS and we had Ocean's Eleven on the TV as background the whole time

ark of the - skyybeans (@skyblu.bsky.social):

Oh to hop back to that for a day

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I and some friends took /r/AlexJones away from a dude we're pretty sure was PrisonPlanet Paul; I and several dozen colleagues led a push that resulted in Alex Jones' content being kicked off the site.

And I'm trans.

Pretty sure my name is second or third tier on this dude's list

Dr. Finstock's Monster 🎃 (@coachfinstock.bsky.social):

Holy shit. The guy who tried to assassinate Trump is Vem Miller and he is buddy buddy with Ivan Raiklin. Did a podcast with him on Rumble.

I saw Raiklin said on InfoWars that assassinating Trump would be good because it would lead to immediate retribution of the deep state.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Aside from the personal concern —

We have reached the Night of the Long Knives stage of Internal Purification of the MAGA party

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

In case y'all didn't know, anything involving Alex Jones, InfoWars, etc, all has Roger Stone — notorious fixer and ratfricker — lurking behind the scenes.

And Stone is in Trump's circle. But, more relevantly, Stone is a GOP apparatchik.

So this assassination attempt could easily be GOP statecraft

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It could have been staged, stooges, fallguys, for the media value, the appearance, a pretext to move the Secret Service to provide more, or shame it;

It could have been to manipulate Trump;

It could have been sincere.

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

Yes, being on social media in October 2016 was a fricking nightmare I don't wish to repeat

Tindi (who yells about goalies) (@sparkletindi.bsky.social):

Yeah I've been having BAD flashbacks to 2016 and I can already tell I'm withdrawing from social media

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

2016 Reddit ✋🏻

I 100% believe, and often shout, that social media must have & enforce moderation policies, and ultimately purely on the basis of "People see [unmoderated forum] and log the frick off & never come back. Bad for your revenues"

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I am watching Adam Schiff shred his GOP challenger in a live debate.

"Californians want reproductive rights, not a MAGA Mini-Me in a baseball uniform"

is unparalleled

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

His challenger is now saying he was in the kibbutz, attending the festival, that was attacked, on October 7

There's a good reason why this race is rated Solid Democratic

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"Garvey defies Trump's Tarrif Platform" would be a good headline

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@potzer.xyz):

the feral-bear era has come to a close. it was great while it lasted 🫡

bsky.app/profile/potz...

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Potzer 🤗

The Bride of Anaphylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social):

haha, whoooo boy

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social):

"We do draw the line because we don't want to be promoting anything that's pro-Nazi. There's no Nazi Party salutes [allowed], for instance. It's really focusing in on on the combat troops, which were not necessarily Nazi Party members," Rob Collings told me.

The Bride of Anaphylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social):

that's a real load bearing "not necessarily", right there

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

On that, the AHM pres. has a point - a lot of the rank and file German soldiers had the political and world-events awareness of a recently contacted deep forest tribe member, often because they were. Their understanding was handed to them by state authorised schooling, and were drafted.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Then there's officers, who were always party members by choice, even if the choice was "Sign the card or be assigned to the Eastern Front".

By the time it gets to the black Hugo Boss uniforms, the choice is unforced

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

These re-enactors have no such excuses. They each and all made the unforced choice to pull this stunt.

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

looks like i picked up a scam impersonator. the account might be gone already but please block and report.

can someone educate me on how to set up a proper handle?

unhinged eldritch abomination (@rhymeswithk.bsky.social):

hey just a heads-up, this reply to you just now is from a scammer impersonating @feral-bear.bsky.social

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

i know @skywitches.net knows how to do it

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

👀👀👀

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

bsky.social/about/blog/4...

The TL;DR is

If you want just, like, "@skywitches.net", you can buy a suitable domain name thru bluesky & they have directions for setting it as your handle.

If you want @potzer.feralbear.org, you can buy a domain name thru namecheap, google, etc & configure there

How to set your domain as your handle - Bluesky

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Bluesky's service is just "get the domain at a slight discount, set it as your handle, and you're off"

Namecheap etc you pay them instead, configure a DNS record, tell bluesky to look at the record, that authenticates your DID as using that handle on atproto, & they check it again occasionally

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Location: Dallas

Out on the road today I passed one of those Trump Train convoys

Unlike 4 years ago, when they stretched for a mile and had flags big enough to be burial shrouds for the Statue of Liberty,

This convoy was a dozen minivans, SUVs, and pickup trucks

Doing 20 in the right hand lane

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

One dude towing a trailer loaded with a PA system. Blaring.

Just a dozen twerps reliving their glory days

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Location: Dallas

Out on the road today I passed one of those Trump Train convoys

Unlike 4 years ago, when they stretched for a mile and had flags big enough to be burial shrouds for the Statue of Liberty,

This convoy was a dozen minivans, SUVs, and pickup trucks

Doing 20 in the right hand lane

Jim "Vermin Scum" Goodale (@jimgoodale.bsky.social):

Was this on an interstate highway?

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It was on a state highway, so they could 100% get away with it. Dallas cops, sherrifs, traffic control, etc don't care about permits for political parades like theirs, or doing 20 in the right hand lane of a highway, unless it's a pretext to hassle someone.

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

looks like i picked up a scam impersonator. the account might be gone already but please block and report.

can someone educate me on how to set up a proper handle?

unhinged eldritch abomination (@rhymeswithk.bsky.social):

hey just a heads-up, this reply to you just now is from a scammer impersonating @feral-bear.bsky.social

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

here's the profile link someone was nice enough to DM me :)

block and report

bsky.app/profile/fera...

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Reported, blocklisted as a clone

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Laughing

My

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahha

R.U. Sirius (@rusirius.bsky.social):

=

Edith Laurie Charles (@edithcharles.bsky.social):

Jason Statham as Bee Keeper (2023) vs Paul Rudd as Ant-Man (2015) vs Nicholas Cage as Pig Guy (2021) vs Harrison Ford as CGI Dog Bloke (2020) vs James Cromwell as Hoggett (1995) vs all creatures in Jumanji (also 1995) vs the ones in also-Jumanji (2017) vs Cruella (1961) vs Cruella (2021) vs Monsanto

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Hello, I'm from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Scenery, I'm told you have arranged a scenery chewing showdown

Gwen Snyder is undead (@gwensnyder.bsky.social):

I'm becoming quality socks-pilled, but who makes good forever wool socks that fit smaller feet?

Luna (@lunalore.bsky.social):

The most comfortable, best quality socks you can afford

Worth their weight in gold!

Writeups.org (@writeups.org):

Darn Tough or Bridgedale can be considered.

Until they're inevitably bought by private equity, of course.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

May it never be

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Good Morning to everyone awake on a morning, against their will, against their brain chemistry's best practices, against all reason or hope, because of circumstances beyond their control

🏳️⚧️ Josie Platinum 🪗 (@josie.zone):

Fricking frick

I absolutely choose to NOT believe this, even if it's true

I do NOT need a world where Christopher Columbus was a Jew

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:474ldquxwzrlcvjhhbbk2wte/bafkreihdu3tkqtgqzysgnnntdj62zyjllnc3k5ciw7wfnnam4alrh677zq@jpeg

Christopher Columbus was likely Spanish and Jewish, study suggests

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

0% chance. He was Christian. He sailed under Christian mark, he sailed for Christ, he proclaimed Christ. His acts were done in the name of Christendom.

clockwork boo-nana 👻 (@clockworkbanana.fun):

the one where you think you pick up on people flirting with you but they don't follow through and it leaves you with an even more crushing reinforcement of your negative self esteem issues

Boater Witch Poppy (@boaterwitch.bsky.social):

Are you oblivious to flirting or do you have self esteem issues and refuse to believe someone could be attracted to you?

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Brains. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing

— Sent from Penny's Heart

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

My fantasy LARP / RenFaire group, 30 years ago, had a name for Wearing The Costumes Out To The Restaurant

It's called "Freaking The Mundanes"

Those "WWII reenactors" who wore their Nazi uniforms to the restaurant knew what they were doing.

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.