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hannah gais (@hannahgais.bsky.social):
Cycling between staring at this and looking at the floor to see if the patterns move to assess whether I accidentally took LSD and am on a bad trip.
David Clarke (@davidclarke76.bsky.social):
Is this⦠real?
I think at this point my consciousness is just falling through universes. One to the next into alternate versions of my body. Each universe weirder than the last. Each body fatter than the last.
Not sure what started it or what triggers each jump.
Eightman (@eightman.bsky.social):
I'm genuinely wondering if this photo has been altered, or if it is AI or something. It's just completely in the uncanny valley for me.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
As if any minute Andy Kaufmann is going to rip off the bad rubber mask and reveal the prank
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Sage π³οΈβ§οΈπ (@trans.bsky.social):
just got gendered correctly while phone banking. it was by a pissed-off rightwinger yelling at me too, so i know it was sincere.
all this voice training is starting to pay off.
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Ad Absurdum π΅πΈ πΊπ¦ π (@thereductio.bsky.social):
Does speaking after voice training ever come to feel "natural?"
Sage π³οΈβ§οΈπ (@trans.bsky.social):
yah, it takes practice, but you adapt faster than you think. a lot of voice training is unlearning certain vocal habits & replacing them with others.
have you ever learned an accent for a play & been able to flip in or out of that voice? it's kind of like that.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
My trick is to literally switch to an accent. My best (least dysphoric) femme voice is a middle aged Brooklyn lady.
Cesenobiteπ·οΈ π³οΈβ§οΈ (@thelibraryces.bsky.social):
Mine is basically what I was already using as my "customer service voice", just applied to everything else with a bit more vocal variance. I'm still working at it.
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It is the end of October.
It was 87Β°F / 30Β°C here today
There are still people claiming it's not climate change
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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):
everyone on this side should probably be looking at Heritage foundations "Project Esther."
It maps how Trump can use RICO, counterterrorism law, and more to target pro-Palestine & anti-war Americans.
It is literally the framework for a complete police state. Its a framework for a total regime
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
They tried to do the same thing to the Jan 21 protestors, getting them all charged under RICO for a broken limo window and a burning trashcan. The Grand Jury rejected their legal theory 8 years ago, but Esther doesn't leave it up to Grand Juries. It follows the same theory as Ag-Gag laws.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
8 years ago they were trying to frame "Antifa" as their boogeyman pretext for defacto martial law. Now it's peace protestors speaking out against the genocide in Gaza.
Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):
and it will all be under the umbrella of antifa or anti-Americans XYz
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Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):
Maybe what we need is an evening of consensual adults-only cartoon butt posting - I'll start.
Here's some rare butterflies:
Sage π³οΈβ§οΈπ (@trans.bsky.social):
i have "minors dni / π" on my profile for a reason & that reason includes butts
Katharine Ada is Wow Platinum (@yourpalkat.bsky.social):
guess what?
Sage π³οΈβ§οΈπ (@trans.bsky.social):
what
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I did not have "Sage gets pwned by the oldest Deez Nutz joke in the world" on my 2024 bingo card
Sage π³οΈβ§οΈπ (@trans.bsky.social):
what can i say, i love helping to set up a good punchline
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Philip Bump (@pbump.com):
The five-year-old predicts he will get "1,000 and sextillion" pieces of candy tomorrow.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Be sure to let the kiddo know that the planet has a mass of six point six sextillion metric tonnes
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Capt'n Amy, The Girl with the Sun in her eyes (@captnamy.bsky.social):
Yesterday, I received an award from NASA's Exploration Ground Systems (EGS) for my contribution to the Artemis I mission. Included was one of 50 Artemis program lapel pins that was carried to the moon on that mission.
I'm still reeling.
I'm not important.
But NASA gave me an award.
#Artemis
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Would you say
You're
Over the moon about it? πππ»ππ»
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Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo π» (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):
Jon Hamm sending me a selfie can only mean he's hitting on me, right?
daryl "dr. acula" bartley π³οΈβ§οΈ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social):
I always start my DMs with a promo shot to really reinforce who I am
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Brand Power. Helping You Stay Dreamy β’οΈ
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Tim Marchman (@timmarchman.bsky.social):
NEW: Elon Musk's GOTV effort flew in Black canvassers to Michigan, drove them around in the back of a UHaul, and threatened that their hotel bills wouldn't be paid unless they met unrealistic door knock quotas. One didn't even know they were doing anything involving Musk or Donald Trump.
Jon Sternfeld (@jonsternfeld.bsky.social):
Not a conspiracy theorist but genuinely believe Musk/Trump made a deal which revolved around Elon purchasing Twitter, driving out equal voices, and then claiming the election is rigged because Twitter doesn't match the results.
Right?
Jon Sternfeld (@jonsternfeld.bsky.social):
I just know that he overpaid by a colossal amount then went out of his way to turn it into a MAGA factory and LOSE MONEY. I don't get it.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Look into whose money he borrowed, who he's been talking to. What their track record towards social media and dissident journ*listic voices are. And how tiny a fraction of their overall fortunes that $44 billion is.
They're getting their ROI out of destabilising the US without open warfare
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Gwen πΆοΈπΉ (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social):
here's one you can block
dani (@drillposting.bsky.social):
is there a terf blocklist yet?
αααααααααααα (@ciara2001.bsky.social):
Multiple ones, @skywitches.net has a good one here bsky.app/profile/did:... also @asukafield.xyz has a labeler that will flag up accounts if you subscribe
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Also hedgehogsafety
bsky.app/profile/did:...
dani (@drillposting.bsky.social):
both wonderful, thank you
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
We are on the verge of a coherent, mass-based violent extremist political movement, but the mass is a few tens of thousands, distributed across the geography somewhat unequally
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The Internet, as once observed by Penn Jillette, opens up the private worlds of real creeps. The corollary is that it opens them up to one another.
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whenever whatever ends shrug emoji (@wheneverends.bsky.social):
wagons for wΕden
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Is it Accidental Renaissance or Incidental Renaissance
whenever whatever ends shrug emoji (@wheneverends.bsky.social):
i was thinking coppertone
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Ββ β β β γΒγΒγΒγ tγhγeγΒγΒγΒΒΒγΒγ β β β β ΒγΒγΒpγoγsγtγeγs (@rem.postes.club):
content as a category is just to go alongside ads. modern webpages serves ads and content
daryl "dr. acula" bartley π³οΈβ§οΈ (@hypercubexl.bsky.social):
how can you have your content if you haven't eaten your ads
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
YOU! YOU UP ON THE MICROBLOG!
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
My entire contribution to a particular discourse:
ααigma Males
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Michael Tae πSpookyπ (@mtsw.bsky.social):
it was genuinely very clever of them to invent "sigma male" so the huge group of friendless losers who make up the bulk of their movement don't get alienated by the heirarchical ideology when they realize they aren't on top.
Kevin (@kja.bsky.social):
Did sigma get promoted to be the second letter because so many of these dipshits work at places that revere Six Sigma? Pretty telling that they're also apparently 6%.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
αix αigma
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final destina-jon 2 (2003) (@jon-christian.bsky.social):
thought "why is my feed so incredibly negative and filled with deranged engagement bait" and then realized i was on X
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
LMAO welcome home!
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Michael Tae πSpookyπ (@mtsw.bsky.social):
it was genuinely very clever of them to invent "sigma male" so the huge group of friendless losers who make up the bulk of their movement don't get alienated by the heirarchical ideology when they realize they aren't on top.
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I'm going to have to disagree β they're in the hierarchy as the Actual Power Behind The Throne.
As it has always been with the αchutzαtaffel, er, I mean αα, er I mean sig ruβ er, I mean, SIE user has been disconnected
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Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
I am attracted to:
βͺοΈ men
βͺοΈ women
π people who tell my i'm a good girl and give me pets
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
K iiiiiiiiiira a a a a
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Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
yes P eeeennnnyyyy?
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I would like to tell you something
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Also I would like to pet you while I tell you
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Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
yes please πππ₯Ί
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Yooooou are a goood girrrrlll ^_^
π₯°π₯°π₯°ππβ€οΈππ©·π©΅π€π§‘πππ©Άπππππ
Kiraculous the Cyborgπ³οΈβ§οΈ (@kiraculous.net):
digstuatuditsfustidkgxkgfjrlhskgzfjxhkfjldotzgjxkbbxkh
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
dotz
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
And if SCOTUS entertains the assertion that there is rampant noncitizen voting, it will be the Ecological Inference Fallacy, and uh, "lesser" courts have repeatedly and regularly thrown out such arguments as fallacious
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olive consumer and the specter of democracy collapsing (@machete.gay):
sighing heavily as i am forced to say "salad bar ideology"
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
"Syncretist" looks so hot and scifi, tho, like a Tron bike
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
In today's "Why is Penny Awake at Oh Dark Thirty", it's apparently so that Penny can discover a priority 1 bug potentially affecting an entire UCHISP with no known way to reproduce it, so that's fun
Had to pinch myself three times to make sure I wasn't dreaming it
Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Just, you know, observable, silent failure to deliver sent messages, with no discernible pattern or condition triggering it
Dropped replies
The stuff of nightmares
Osana (@osana.bsky.social):
Oof, sounds fun... π
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Where did Bardbot go?
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Ms. Penny π π§βοΈ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
@machete.gay , a perhaps-overlooked aspect to contemplate
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Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.
6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.
Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.
Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.
Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.
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