Bard spotting on Bluesky 22 January 2025

Sy Nakamura (@princewiddershins.bsky.social):

"The youngest generations are Internet natives born into the Information Age"

The Young: hOw CAn mAke BUrriTo bEfOre StARve?

Sy Nakamura (@princewiddershins.bsky.social):

Your ancestors learned which fungi would melt their livers and which were a fun night

They figured out how to freeze and stomp on primordial potatoes to remove the poison, and how to turn them into booze

Ffs you can learn to grocery shop and boil some beans and rice

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Rice is especially easy. One cup rice, two cups water, 15 minutes, makes 4 servings

Sy Nakamura (@princewiddershins.bsky.social):

My wife is the rice master; she makes it extra perfect every time