Dr. Penelope "the photograph was of a nude child, tanner stage 1" Oaken explains why she hates the r/Dallas moderators: they mistakenly prioritize family and their jobs over moderating transphobia on r/Dallas

>This subreddit sucks

I know right

>Like, why isn't moderation happening? Where's the moderation? I feel like I'm in danger. This is so scary

I'm literally shaking right now. Why does this subreddit only have five mods?

>Yeah, right? And why does everyone on /r/Dallas keep talking about stupid local shit? Like, hello! Nazi regime ongoing!

Yeah, right? If I were a Texan, or even an American for that matter, I would be in the streets taking action!

>I agree. Let's create a better subreddit for Dallas. We'll call it /r/FuckElonMuskAndTrumpFrickEm.

That's a great name. I love it. And I love you.

>I love you too because we're both gay little madeup Reddit strawmen who love gay s*x but never leave the house.

I know we're made up. But our love is real.

>Our love is eternal.

Our love will outlast time itself.