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https://twitter.com/MoreCrazyClips/status/1654552036384317442
Security guard prevents hippo from escaping into public area at zoo pic.twitter.com/FZyOsIQqUy
— More Crazy Clips (@MoreCrazyClips) May 5, 2023
!bharatiya confirm but I think this Delhi zoo? I remember thinking the hippo enclosure looked too easy to come out of when I visited lol.
Edit:Lmao
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Not gonna lie, that's pretty ballsy. Hippos kill more people every year than lions and other large cats.
Chad brown dude for sure.
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Fr, this security guard is fricking fearless
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i think he's just r-slurred
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same thing
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Por que no los dos
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I feel like this is a common event
"Hey Rajindahar, it's 11am the hippo is trying to escape, go gently chastise it until it retreats down the 24" wall that is supposed to keep the 2000lb killing machine contained"
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post the train gif
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the frick kind of zoo has a hippo exhibit they can escape that easily from?
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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Poo zoos
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But it didn't escape, did it?
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I love the comically small wall so if you harass the hippo too much it can come wreck your shit until the security guard lightly slaps it like a dog trying to grab food off the counter tops
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Unironically the hippo was floating pretty close to the barrier and it felt like I could reach it with one of those selfie sticks, I thought it was a stone initially then saw it was moving and
Crocodiles as well. Deer were in very well protected enclosures for some reason though lol.
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Depending on the type of deer and if it's mating season, they can get aggressive and frick you up. The ones arround me sometimes attack cars that stop so they don't hit the darn things
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Deers kill more people in the US than rattlesnakes, not including car related crashes, just actual deer attacks
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I've never heard of stuff like that here, our deer are usually smaller than European or American ones I think. A lot are like antelopes, couldn't do much damage to humans. One of the species in those enclosures, the biggest one, I see almost daily, their kids get a bit scared if you approach too close but I've patted an adult and they don't scare. They're so nice.
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so the crocs and hippos wont eat them
then secure the hippos and crocs you say?
well that makes you a soyjak. enjoy!
trans women are women.
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Thought I was on WPD for a sec
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Some would consider this a hate crime
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THIS NEIGHBOR JUST SLAPPED A HIPPO
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Absolute Chad security guard tbh
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I like the guy beeping his horn, there's probably a 50% chance that it turns the hippo into an enraged frenzy.
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How can he slap??!!
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i wish hippos were less terrifying cause i really want to hug one
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manatees are much less dangerous unless you're a head of lettuce
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Marsey, nooooooo! Get away from that manatee
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Someone needs to breed neotenous hippos that just stay as the goofy little babies
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Never heard of pygmy hippos? They live in W Africa
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Google says they still weigh 400-600 pounds
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Stick with rhinos cute twink
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That hippo looked ready to give him the chomp
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If the guy pulled his arm away too fast I think the hippo might have went for, lack of fear made the hippo hesitate
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counterpoint: he is a very good boy and would never do such a thing
trans women are women
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How hard to do have to abuse a hippo to where it recoils like a beaten wife at a raised hand?
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Hippos look like RNGd animals from No Mans Sky
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Sexy Indian dudes, have you ever handled poisonous snakes or is that a ruralcel thing?
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Even ruralcels don't mess around with poisonous ones lol. But yeah not many snakes in cities.
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Movies were a lie?
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Same energy
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i thought liz fong-jones was too busy harassing ISPs...
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Why did he hit them the third time when they were going back down? That's just rude!
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Hippos are closer to human than any caste of Indian. Disgusting creatures.
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Of course an American would feel an affinity with hippos
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