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:marseyshiva: amusing work conversation I just had :marseytunaktunak:

:marseytunaktunak: looking at some data of a campaign based in the UK

:marseytunaktunak: is shocked at the number of Indian sounding names who signed up

:marseytunaktunak: starts to insinuate that those are fraudulent/fake people

:marseychingchong: bhai you do know that there are a lot of South Asians in the UK right? I mean the current Prime Minister is Indian…

:marseytunaktunak:

I love you guys but sometimes :marseyitsallsotiresome#:

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Whenever I get an indian scammer on the phone, I start being racist to him. Asking how many rupees to rent his mother... telling him to go shit in the street... and so forth. It's quite cathartic for my repressed chud side.

I got a cold call from an indian accent last week and began the usual xenophobic diatribe. Unfortunately, this one was a legitimate call from a government office.

:#brookscringe:

Now I'm afraid I'll get a call from the police or something. I just hope i'm not called by a Det. Sergeant Gupta or a Det. Inspector Kumar.

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:#marseyemojirofl:

i do the same to those scam calls from mainland china tbh because they tend to call when i'm sleeping :marseybangfast: but i dont have to worry about it being a fed because feds speak english here :marseysmug2!: sometimes i feel bad for calling their mothers whores because they're only trying to do their "job" :!marseychingchongpearlclutch:

jk frick them

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How can Singapore have feds if it isn't a federation?

:marseyshapiro:

We get scam calls in Chinese too sometimes. Unfortunately, they're always robocalls, so I cant tell them to go and eat a pangolin or something.

Apparently, those target Chinese immigrants, telling them that they owe money and to press a key to speak to a "consular official". I don't speak chung-wen, so I don't know for sure.

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I've been called telling me that customs at Shanghai airport is looking for me. I guess if you hit with that scam maybe 2-3 times per million call it pays off.

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I had a sexy Indian dude Border Control agent try to shake me down over my recent trip to Mexico. He had to act offended when I didn't believe him.

Also women calling about Medicare or something with their ID spoofed but they were obviously in a call center in the Philippines. I tried to sexually harass one but it was just really awkward because I'm not capable of being rude to women.

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Are you doing le heckling raycism against scammers?

That's a big nono.

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