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Fat munchie foid's father is finally sick of her shit, she runs to reddit to cope, gets scammed on the first night after defying her parents

https://old.reddit.com/r/india/comments/155kj7o/today_my_father_told_me_you_are_not_normal_and_it?sort=controversial

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Usually pain starts before diagnosis no? :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused:

Anyway let's see what her laundry list of diseases does

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Gussy drier than the Sahara

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Only thing that seems somewhat actually inconvenient and also the most likely to be fake lol.

I want to celebrate my every birthday coz that shows i survived one more year full of struggle. It's not easy tbh.

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Imagine saying this at 23. If you have cerebral palsy or something sure but just imagine saying this as a regular person. :marseyemojirofl:

In reality, I eat medicines to function normal like you all and it hurts. I started going to a therapy some months and i could realise how wrong I was about myself. Took little long to change the perception.

You're wrong :marseydisagree: :marseydisagree:

Eating medicines regularly before 80 means you're automatically subhuman :marseythumbsup:

My sister also told me, get married early by 25, you'll have difficulty in pregnancy.

She meant you'll have difficulty finding a moid willing to take you, r-slurred foid :marseysmug2:

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The NRI is here to impart us wisdom on what Indian families are like :marseywholesome: Gather round children, who better to tell us about it than the people who ran halfway across the world away from their family :marseysmug2:

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:marseysing: Baby you're a firework, come and show them where you are :marseysing:

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The chud :marseypearlclutch:

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I think his best interest would be in the defective daughter croaking on her trip though :marseyconfused2: Imagine how much dahej he'll have to give for her moti butt. :marseysmug3:

Now the follow up post

https://old.reddit.com/r/jaipur/comments/155w3zl/visited_jaipur_for_the_1st_time_and_it_was_a/?sort=controversial

At station, I started about auto Wale bhaiyas to drive me to my hotel which was around 600 m away. I could have walked but its my 1st time here and i don't know how is the city at night, I didn't prefer walking at night .

>10:30

>Night

>Jaipur

:marseygoodnight: I hate foids so much bros. There's still buses running at 10:30, I stayed out till 1 in the night when I was there so I should know.

Then again I asked another auto Wale bhaiya to go there, he said " madam ye family walon k liye nahi hai, aap. To ladkiyaan ho, aap kyun Jaa rahe , Oyo hai wo, main aapko dusre hotel leke chalta hun bass 200m dur." That seemed more shady to me. I had already heard a lot about one hotel on YouTube,let's call it X ,so I decided let's go there.

There's so many good dorm options in Jaipur and this r-slurred b-word had to book an Oyo lmao(for non Indians that's where you go to frick in India, normal hotels often ID you here and don't allow unmarried couples, Oyo's cheap motels that don't care much about that stuff). She also claimed to be earning well in her post wonder why she's booking cheapest hotels possible. :marseysmug2: :marseysmug2:

And guys, that auto wala fricked my mind like no one ever did. After every 2 minutes, he was constantly saying mam AAP mere hotel chalo, bass dekh lo ek baar, bass dekh lo. I angrily told him to take me to X only. I was telling him route using Google map, 2 times he took wrong turns, after screaming at him for about 4-5 times, he took U turn, he was saying madam ye shortcut hai, Google wale map se raasta nahi hai. My goddd, I screamed so many times at him and so bad. My anxiety was so high as I am a girl in a completely new city, that too at night. Well, I was with a female friend who is good for nothing. So I had to struggle for all this.

:marseyxd: :marseyxd:

Most loyal foid 'friend'.

I've seen this with my sister too, she'd b-word about foids but still stay friends with them. I don't get it, if I hate some moid to the point I'm bitching to others about him I've probably fought him at least once how can foids be so fake nice to each other.

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I have hypothyroidism, sinus tachycardia, sjogrens syndrome and fibromyalgia.

fibromyalgia.

Terminally online syndrome

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LoL

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When I see that in a diagnosis list I just assume anything the patient is about to tell me is bullshit and tune out

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Doctors have discovered a cure and it’s called GETOFFYOURASS :marseyboomer:

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I can empathize.

I’ve suffering from macrophallus syndrome for the better part of two decades. I’ve been thinking about having reduction surgery, but I hear it’s painful.

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For you, king:

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t. Fellow BBC

:ma#rseykneel:

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also like michael*

No misgendering :#hmph:

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If that's true, then where's your monster peepee profile badge?

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Look harder, sweaty.

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madam ye family walon k liye nahi hai, aap. To ladkiyaan ho, aap kyun Jaa rahe , Oyo hai wo, main aapko dusre hotel leke chalta hun bass 200m dur

Am I supposed to understand this gibberish?

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'Mam, these are shady hotels, for hookups, I'll take you to nice family friendly ones'

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yeah OP where is the translation for the non-street shitters here

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Fibromyalgia has such a laudry list of symptoms it's ridiculous. My wife got sick once and got like half of them - doctor basically said "i don't know what's going on or why" :marseyshrug:

It only lasted like 5 days tho, it was the first time and never happened again. Funny how almost all the online foids claim they've suffered from it for years.

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Funny how almost all the online foids claim they've suffered from it for years.

It’s the ultimate “I can get my way forever” card for moids who are dumb enough to play along. Infuriating on one hand but on the other hand I respect those Machiavellian kweens :marseyyass:

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It's half people faking it and half people with depression who refuse to get it treated lmoa

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And guys, that auto wala fricked my mind like no one ever did. After every 2 minutes, he was constantly saying mam AAP mere hotel chalo, bass dekh lo ek baar, bass dekh lo. I angrily told him to take me to X only. I was telling him route using Google map, 2 times he took wrong turns, after screaming at him for about 4-5 times, he took U turn, he was saying madam ye shortcut hai, Google wale map se raasta nahi hai. My goddd, I screamed so many times at him and so bad. My anxiety was so high as I am a girl in a completely new city, that too at night. Well, I was with a female friend who is good for nothing. So I had to struggle for all this

I thought I was having a fricking stroke until I saw it was India. :marseyxd:

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:#marseycoffee:

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I know a few women with fiber myalgia or whatever and it’s crazy cuz it only flairs up when they have to do work of any kind.

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Lady Gaga having a mental and physical breakdown after rehearsing for 3 hours instead of smoking weed topless in Malibu

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>Oyo's cheap motels that don't care much about that stuff

:marseydisagree: oyos are also anal about ids. Fricker wasn't accepting aadhar scan because it didn't have full address.

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Oh yeah they take ID but they don't care about the surnames :marseywink:

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That's true. I once stayed at a normal hotel alone a few years ago and the guy was asking why I came to the city, why I'm staying there, as if it's an interview. Never again. Now I book Oyo even if staying with family.

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That's just normal lundian inquisitiveness lol. I've been randomly shamed by so many people for going on vacations solo. Like co passengers on a bus, shopkeepers everyone. One foid asked me how many times I've been asked why I'm traveling alone the moment I revealed it so its a pretty common experience. Most people can't comprehend being alone for prolonged periods here tbh.

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Pretty sure fibromyalgia is now just a diagnosis drs make when they just want to give you a crumb but it's all mental

Turns out being a depressive slug is bad for your body

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My sympathies to the dude who will get hitched to her in future , after daddy gives him a mota :carpscooter: dahej.:marseychonkerpass:

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Must be some beta cuck engineer

Made for each other

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Be a Middle-Class Foid in a Small Town

Watch Friends + Himym + Office on repeat during your entire teenage years.

Get your brain melted by :marseybrainlet: them and think they are just like me

Move to Dalli/Slumbai

18 Months Later

Realise your HR/BPO/Sales Job doesn't pay anything close to live the hustle and bustle :marseynewyorker: life

Too Ugly to get a Loaded Moid :platyrich:

Return Home

Get Married to a local bank clerk

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Reddit is now something like 75% Indian, isn't it?

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I mean so is the World, thats not a surprising stat.

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This is cultural appropriation of normal mayo foid nonsense :marseydisagree:

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i'm not gonna fault someone for not wanting to walk the streets at night where women literally get r*ped to death for being out after dark.

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:marseyderpthumbsup:

Whatever country you live in has a higher r*pe rate than India.

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:marseycope:

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Same goes for you. Google your country's r*pe rate and India's.

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Punjabs OUT

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Who must go?

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