If you are in the country side and there's no pavement to defficate on , one must find something else man-made for the common good to defile.

!nooticers

This is like the holiest death in hinduism

plz cctv footage at some point

There is surely some religious or other poignant rhetorical metaphor out there that would perfectly apply here but I'm too gay and r-slurred to type it

Dude bussy lmao

Stray cows are a massive problem across India cause the idea of a having a beef ban in the world's largest dairy industry is utterly r-slurred. There's cows ruining traffic, attacking people, pooping everywhere, and destroying crops constantly brcause dairy farmers just let their non milk producing cattle just roam around. R-slurred butt Pahjeets are willing to suck the piss and shit out of cows and form lynch mobs to stop cattle slaughter but will just random stray cows wander around eating garbage till they're killed by traffic or disease. When you call them out on it they just cope by saying the West doesn't allow dogs to be killed for meat while ignoring there's no lynch mobs or dog dairy farms in the first place.

And yeah Sri Lanka has this ban too but we don't have a giant dairy industry either so we don't have these issues.

Cows really are gods

It's like the Bollywood version of The Flying Nun.

Snapshots:

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/pensioner-killed-flying-cow-launched-100ft-air-express-train-alwar-india/:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)