Oregon dad sentenced to 2 years in prison for drugging daughter's friends at sleepover : Portland

Terrified, the girl repeatedly texted and called her parents, begging them to come get her: “Mom please pick me up and say I had a family emergency. I don't feel safe. I might not respond but please come get me (crying emoji), Please. Please pick up. Please. PLEASE!!” She then called and texted several friends asking for a ride.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but including a crying emoji in your plea for help

Fricking zoomers. Or maybe these were Alphags.

a bear wouldn't do this

>weird fricking s*x crime

hmm who is it going to be? any guesses

how about that, it's a mayo moid. again.

This is a crazy butt story and he deserves a but it's funny this girl was (rightly) scared and still put an emoji in a text begging to be picked up

Terrified, the girl repeatedly texted and called her parents, begging them to come get her: “Mom please pick me up and say I had a family emergency. I don't feel safe. I might not respond but please come get me (crying emoji), Please. Please pick up. Please. PLEASE!!” She then called and texted several friends asking for a ride.

moid moment

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

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