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Soy beta males take notes as women (male) list the turbo drier settings for their coochies :marseydrylady:

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As per usual, losers are asking the deer about how to shoot a rifle. Hence the glorious advice you can find includes stuff like

Kindness and gentleness towards children and animals.

Having respect and modesty

Empathy.

BEING NICE

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True women only get turned on when a man kills another person.

Don't believe? Frick off

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Manhandling the frick out of them in a friendly manner.

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personality

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>top comment is showering

!fincels reddit is infinitely poorer for our absence jfl

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Personal hygiene is a bigger issue in many relationships than one might think. If two partners don't learn to communicate about an awkward topic like the other smelling or being dirty, they cannot function long-term :marseybow: communication, financial intelligence, and leadership skills are sexy as heck :marseygeisha:

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Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What's the squirt range? What color the inside? ur kitty really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the peepee? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the butthole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur butthole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before s*x? What smells worse your butthole or kitty?

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