@PatriceONoel's comment on ':marseyelliotrodger3: If you haven’t spent four years throwing elaborate parties :marseyparty: to get her attention :marseycheers: you may be a fakecel :marseyblops2cel:'

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/style/andrew-quintero-sophia-babai-wedding-plaza-hotel.html

Gift link :marseychristmasgift: filtered by @Aevann so maybe copy/paste it: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/style/andrew-quintero-sophia-babai-wedding-plaza-hotel.html?unlocked_article_code=1.JE4.MtZP.t1oAwjqrvh1H&smid=url-share

My friend sent this to me so now you have to read it. This story reads like a red flag came to life and just got married.

I leave you with this INSANE kicker

"Mr. Quintero said he pursued Ms. Babai because he believed in making choices to find love: "It doesn't just happen.""

Oh. Em. Gee. I can't wait to read the five year follow up when she divorced him for being a controlling monster.

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The great gatsby was not meant to be an endearing tale! Yikes. 😬

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The Times editors know this sort of article will do numbers, because the clueless richie-riches who star in it will be flattered, and the university-degreed progressives will quote-dunk it to death among themselves

I always assumed the Times nuptials section was aimed at people like me to hate-read and hate-share.

Like, no way would they share the love story of two nonwhite non-Ivy League grads without the stalker element.

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This is not a meet-cute, this is scary. Rich people are weird.

Yes, this is a Bluesky writeup, and yes, most of these people don't want you chuds to see their posts.

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PatriceONoel e/acc We went to a musical called "Oh Africa, Brave Africa". It was a laugh riot. 3mo ago #6992143 Edited 3mo ago

This is hilarious, there's no way NYT wrote this not knowing every person will think this dude is a giant simp. But the broad who wrote it is just on some wedding beat

so she's playing along so she gets invited to fancy upperclass weddings to cover + the girl can say "we had an NYT journo cover our wedding" just for the journo to subtly make it out like he's a creep :marseyxd:

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zip zap/zop PatriceONoel 3mo ago #6992174

Yeah they have a "vows section" which made sense in the literal 1800s :marseysouthernbelle4: but has been weird :marseywut2: and abused :marseyinjured: by attention :marseybadgemaxxer: whores for like a century, there's a Twitter account devoted to raising awareness of their evil.