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zip zap/zop  3mo ago (nytimes.com) Edited 3mo ago 1,202 thread views #298767

:marseyelliotrodger3: If you haven't spent four years throwing :marseybreadcrumbing: elaborate parties :marseyparty: to get her attention :marseybadgemaxxer: :marseycheers: you may be a fakecel :marseyblops2cel:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/style/andrew-quintero-sophia-babai-wedding-plaza-hotel.html

Gift link :marseychristmasgift: filtered by @Aevann so maybe copy/paste it: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/style/andrew-quintero-sophia-babai-wedding-plaza-hotel.html?unlocked_article_code=1.JE4.MtZP.t1oAwjqrvh1H&smid=url-share

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17258453611869905.webp

My friend sent this to me so now you have to read it. This story reads like a red flag came to life and just got married.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725843032723245.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725843033440179.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17258430341160939.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725843035482039.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17258430359355085.webp

I leave you with this INSANE kicker

"Mr. Quintero said he pursued Ms. Babai because he believed in making choices to find love: "It doesn't just happen.""

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17258430361946208.webp

:marseypearlclutch2: Oh. Em. Gee. I can't wait to read the five year follow up when she divorced him for being a controlling monster.

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:marseysmug3: The great gatsby was not meant to be an endearing tale! Yikes. 😬

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:marseybigbrain: The Times editors know this sort of article will do numbers, because the clueless richie-riches who star in it will be flattered, and the university-degreed progressives will quote-dunk it to death among themselves

I always assumed the Times nuptials section was aimed at people like me to hate-read and hate-share.

Like, no way would they share the love story of two nonwhite non-Ivy League grads without the stalker element.

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:marseyfeminist: This is not a meet-cute, this is scary. Rich people are weird.

Yes, this is a Bluesky writeup, and yes, most of these people don't want you chuds to see their posts.

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Four years is insane and r-slurred. However I once threw a Road House watch party in memory of Patrick Swayze after he died for the singular purpose of indirectly asking over some cutie I worked with and it worked :marseyyes!:

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That's a really lame thing to do. You should have just done it because Patrick Swayze was such a chad.

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Chad in a gay way because Roadhouse is distilled gay r-slur the movie. Considering how the big bad henchman literally says I used to frick guys like you in prison.

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Yeah I didn't watch that gay shit. Only completely hetero masculinity for me. Like Ghost.

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was never in doubt. We played the rifftrax (poor man version of MST3K commentary during their canceled years) over it for added novelty which was funny, and it was a double W though because she eventually became my gf :marseysailormarsey: :marseybigbrain:

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though because she eventually became my gf

It's not polite to post your GF's Ls.

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