On top of everything Pizza called to tell me I'm working Black Friday, and when I told him "you too, bud" he said I don't get to say that. 
I'm running out of "it is what it is."
My parents were telling me I'm starting to get up there, and that I should start looking to get married and settle down. My excuse was that my boss enacted prima nocta (which is true except he calls it pizza nocta 
) and that I don't want to get into a relationship until I have a job lined up. They started yelling at me and asking me why I can't be more like Sneedman. I flipped the table and ruined all the food, and drove off. Thanks a lot sneedman you ruined thanksgiving.
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Noooo my post is flopping nooooooo
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I thought it was great sweaty
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It's better now. Before it was only at 8 upvoots.
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just repost tomorrow, king. you just got drowned out by ill timed carp and pizza posts
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