added this toggle to the settings :marseysoypoint:

at the bottom here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

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What's this list? Most attractive users?

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Nah these are the sexies for sure

:#marseysexylibrarian:

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Least Lazy Dramatards.

No respect for Manual Marsey mode.

:#marseysigh:

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#mood

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What's up homie


:#marseyklennycross:

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Idk just pinging ppl

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:#marseyagreefast:

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Getogeto my man.


:#marseyklennycross:

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Hi buddy!

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:!marseybooba:

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this is a great :marseyfingergoodjob: addition i can marseypost with minimal effort :marseypaint:

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i'm not gonna be turning it off any time :marseywait: soon :marseysoonretarded:

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:#marseykneel:

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Daddy :marseybiden2: said my name :marseypinkname: :marseylove:

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:#chadthankskingcapy:

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Praise be to our holy leader :marseyputin: Aevann, the king :marseyjackson: of rodents

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s*x

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:marseymarseyloveorgy:Thanks :marseylove:

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aw yiss

I was shooting :marseyjamesholmes: heroin :marseyjunkie: and reading :marseyhijab: “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police :thinbluefeline: cruiser when a call :marseyphonecall: came in. I put a quarter in the radio :marseyshutitdown: to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans :marseyfemboy: fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just :marseyblops2chadcel: stole four hundred and forty-seven million :marseysamhyde: dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin :marseyjunkie: needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster :marseytroll2: would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark :marseypony: my words: we’re going :marseysal2: to figure :marseyfunko: out who did this and we’re going :marseysal2: to take :marseyfry: them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best :marseychiobulove: I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there :marseycheerup: and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal :marseychartgaussian: office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over :marseygiveup: them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents :marseysanta: the Police!®” I said, flashing :marseyneon: my badge and my gun and a small :marseytiny2: picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going :marseysal2: to pay me to investigate :marseyinvestigate: this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong :marseytarrant: economic motivator, I’m just :marseyblops2chadcel: going :marseysal2: to stand here and not solve this case. Cash :marseybux: is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold :marseydragon: bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune :marseyfortuneteller: in computer :marseyidio3: money :marseybux: invented to buy drugs :marseyschizoexcited: was missing.

I figured I could wait :marseywait: them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady :marseygeisha: coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke :marseyjoint: is a myth. Just :marseyblops2chadcel: then, a man in glasses :marseysoylentgrin: made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right :marseysoren: there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country :marseycountry: needs :marseyspecial: a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks :marseyschizochadthankscapylove: to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal :marseyshutitdown: government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will :marseyclueless: never :marseyitsover: happen.

I was losing :marseygambling: him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point :marseydicklet: for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold :marseygold: and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand :marcusfootball: was a revolver :marseybountyhunter: that the Constitution :marseyfranklin: said he had every right :marseysoren: to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet :marseykvlt: lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot :marseyfeet: from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing :marseybreadcrumbing: down his weapon. “I give :marseyitsover: up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek :marsey300: Yogurt Presents :marseysanta: Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future :marseyfortuneteller: free :marseyjanny: from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldpeepee the guy. Years ago, a central banker :marseysuit: killed :marseydead: my partner. Instead, I shook :marseywtf: my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter :marseyblm: how many :marseymanysuchcases: bitcoins you steal, you’ll never :marseyitsover: take :marseyfry: away the dream of an open society :marseyunabomber2: based :marseygivecrown: on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then :marseytransflag: he swiped his credit card :marseycard: to pay me for arresting :marseyhandsup: him.

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you're fricking bananas if you think I'm reading all that, take my downmarsey and shut up idiot

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bad bot

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this is pretty :marseyglam: amazing because I didn't want to be marsified with no possibility of it being turned off, but I definitely wanted to be marsified for awhile

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nice :marseyaward:

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:marseylove::!marseycapy::!marseylove:

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Based :marseyretardchad: and redpilled, this is the best :mersya: update.


:#marseyklennycross:

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:#marseyeric:

Snapshots:

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This is great! Thumbs :marseyfingergoodjob: happy :marseypeace: good :marseyfeelsgood:

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true :truestorybro: neurodivergent :marseyautism: dramatards :marseykindness: dont need the :marseyseethe: setting

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The quick brown fox jumps over :marseyitsover: the lazy :marseyantiwork2: dog

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The earliest known appearance of the phrase was in The Boston :marseytf2scout: Journal. In an article titled "Current Notes" in the February 9, 1885, edition, the phrase is mentioned as a good :marseyfeelsgood: practice sentence for writing :marseynotes: students: "A favorite :mersya: copy set by writing :marseynotesglow: teachers for their pupils is the following, because it contains every letter of the alphabet: 'A quick brown fox jumps over :marseygiveup: the lazy :marseyantiwork2: dog.'"[2] Dozens of other newspapers published the phrase over :marseygiveup: the next few months, all using the version of the sentence starting with "A" rather than "The".[3] The earliest known use of the phrase starting with "The" is from the 1888 book :marseymaoist: Illustrative Shorthand by Linda Bronson.[4] The modern :marseyschizomajorgenerallove: form (starting with "The") became more common even though it is slightly longer than the original (starting with "A").

A 1908 edition of the Los Angeles Herald Sunday Magazine records that when the New York Herald was equipping an office with typewriters "a few years ago", staff found :marseymissing2: that the common practice sentence of "now is the time :marseywait: for all good :marseysoutherner: men to come to the aid of the party" did not familiarize typists with the entire alphabet, and ran onto two lines in a newspaper column. They write that a staff member named Arthur F. Curtis invented the "quick brown fox" pangram to address this.[5]

As the use of typewriters grew in the late :marseyslowpoke: 19th :marseysuffragette: century, the phrase began :marseyitsover: appearing in typing lesson books :marseysexylibrarian: as a practice sentence. Early examples include How to Become Expert in Typewriting: A Complete Instructor Designed Especially for the Remington Typewriter (1890),[6] and Typewriting Instructor and Stenographer's Hand-book (1892). By the turn :marseyhillary: of the 20th century, the phrase had become widely known. In the January 10, 1903, issue of Pitman's Phonetic Journal, it is referred to as "the well :marseyclapping: known memorized typing line :marseypunisher: embracing :marseyembrace: all the letters of the alphabet".[7] Robert Baden-Powell's book :marseyreading: Scouting for Boys (1908) uses the phrase as a practice sentence for signaling.

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That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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Cool :marseydukenukem: beans

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This feature is going to ruin the counts for the Marseys at rdrama.net/marseys . It's cool to which ones people like best, but now it will bias towards ones with more common keywords.

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you're right, I made marsified comments not count towards it, king :marseybased:

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Is this retroactive

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nope

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:#marseyschizochadbasedcapylove::#marseyschizochadthankscapylove::#marseyschizocapylove:

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Based indeed.

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The sign :marseyprotestno: is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed :marseysneed: & Seed", where :marseydrama: feed :marseyhungry: and seed both :marseyyesandno: end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name :marseypinkname: of the owner, Sneed. The sign :marseyprotestyes: says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words :marseylongpostglow: beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with"Chuck". So, when Chuck :marseysneed: owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick :marseyracistgrandpa: and Suck".

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thank you capy :marseycapyshy: king, my live has been fulfilled by this great :marseythumbsup: feature

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fsdfsd :marseyschizocapygitcommitlove:

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nice toggle

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:marseylove::marseyblowkiss:

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:)

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very based :marseygivecrown:

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:#marseycapylove:

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Love this update too much

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Would it be possible to make it a per comment toggle?

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yeah, thats called adding marseys manually lol

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Rattle big black :marseydynamite: bones :marseyskinnedwalk: in the danger :marseyevilgrin: zone

There's a rumblin' groan down below

There's a big dark :marseydeadinside: town, it's a place :marseywinner: I've found

There's a world :marseykamikaze: going :marseysal2: on underground

They're alive, they're awake

While the rest :marseytombstone: of the world :marseykamikaze: is asleep

Below the mineshaft roads it will :marseyclueless: all unfold

There's a world :marseykamikaze: going :marseysal2: on underground

All the roots hang down

Swing from town to town

They are marching around down under :marseyhandsup: your boots

All the trucks unload

Beyond the gopher holes

There's a world :marseykamikaze: going :marseysal2: on underground

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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So based, thank you capybara :marseycapybigbrain: man

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Wait :marseywait: my house :marseykiwivampire: award :marseywholesome: is useless now :marseycry:

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thank you king

just testing this out now

i love :marseyschizoidiolove: sucking peepees

punch me in the face, daddy :marseybiden:

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i love :marseyschizocarplove: sucking peepees

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suck :marseyschizogeeselove: my peepee :marseychadthundercock:

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jews :marseyswastika:

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holocaust :marseymerchantelf:

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kek

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Am I schizo or was that my suggestion?

:#marseyquestion:

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what if someone has this toggled on and gets a marsify award, will it insert two relevant marseys in every place or will nothing happen

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it will :schopenmarsey: give :marseyitsover: the person :marseywall: whos trying to give :marseysigh: the marsify an error :marseybug2:

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Thanks :marseyschizochadthankscapylove: capy, marseys will :marseyclueless: be far more common now

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Make :marseyyarn: it so if you turn :marseyhillary: it on you can't turn :marseyhillary: it off

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:#marseystars:

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Cool

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