sick

i love this

all it needs is chat integration so we can bullshit while we wait for spins and it's flawless

fantastic work cox

Winning number: 18

Congratulations! One or more of your roulette bets paid off!

You received 5000 dramacoins.

this is irresponsible and i love it

Casino already has me in poverty but this will turn things around I just know it

e: @McCoxmaul Hey wtf I swear I bet on black and it hit 18 its black on the board but said I lost

Where spinny wheel?

Bridge when? High drama game.

I have a system

brother, you should not be promoting such haram things, some of these people will start gambling more than dramacoin

Aw frick

Request: feed showing the last 20 spins

Edit: and total dc everyone won/lost in each spin would be cool

craps when

Lol i bet everypossible variation on 12 and it hit. Now i regret i only bet 5s

My winnings arent updating on my profile

I can't see what the frick my vets are because carp is literally putting chips on every number.

Also add a timer. Also also have a # history. Also also also tell what color the number is.

While I'm rehabbed

And just after I goomballed away all my coin on the bogus new blackjack scam.....

That's fricking dope. The blackjack facelift is super nice too.

I feel like these are even worse odds on ROI than slots, but I'm in it to possibly be a big winner on the board

E:frick Winnings don't update on profile either.

Can someone give me coins so I can lose it all in roulette

Shouldn't the odds for dozen be 5:2 instead of 2:1? Since it's effectively two lines. Same with columns.

Also shouldn't lines be 35:6? So dozen/column should be 35:12...

Is this just a way to penalize laziness? Or to make the numbers pretty?

Hi I know im late but can you make it so my hats show in the betting feed thanks

Since blackjack just wasn't dull enough.

@McCoxmaul - Lol, my first ever ban, and it was for THIS? Sorry what I meant to say was that Roulette was an exciting and exhilarating game.

Trying too figure out how guys are rigging this one Trans lives matter

I love this.

It would be cool if there was a countdown to the roll. Or if the diagram for the roulette table was actually, you know, circular.

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I can’t play roulette because I hit a button that made future pop ups not appear

Hey maybe I'm r-slurred(yes), but it would be neat to see how much coins i have without clicking my profile while in the casino

Oh no

It’s a fix and a swizz. Ball landed on 37. Roulette only goes from 1 to 36. Unless this is a lazy codecel version of 0, in which case give us an opportunity to bet on it, so that the ball doesn’t ‘mysteriously’ keep landing on 37.

Did blackjack get fixed yet? Double down and stuff?

can't bet on 0?