Aevann did these changes obviously but he’s been coding for like 15 hours straight so I’ll post the changelog 
SERVER
Did some sort of thing with gunicorn workers and also server management wherein a bunch of different servers handle different computer words in exciting new ways. You have this to thank for the suddenly extremely improved load times.
IMAGES
All images are now webp. This takes up about 10% the space as before. This makes everything load much more quickly. It also means:
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all previous thumbnails are permanently trashed. The images are fine. It’s just the thumbnails that are fricked. You can still click to see the image. Future thumbnails are unaffected.
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if you had an animated pfp, you’ll need to reupload it. Some other issues with past gifs. Future gifs should all be unaffected.
COUNTRY CLUB
Major improvements to Club security, patched various workarounds, gave chadmins new cowtools for this and other things. Go ahead, look at the source now. See if you can figure out how to get in without an invite. Losers.
Reminder that CC is not for day-to-day posting but for discussion of sensitive topics free from prying eyes. Misuse of Club facilities will result in your membership being revoked.
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frick off carp
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Why
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Club membership is no longer based on dramacoin 💅🏽
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Can it be based on how much I love rdrama?
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Lol i've been here for multiple months and have participated a decent amount. Seems kinda r-slurred to gatekeep Country Club from users like me but do whatever you want its your website bro.
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If the CC membership is no longer based on dramacoins, how do you get your alts approved? just in case your main gets ban-awarded.
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You gotta send bussy bro, every alt is another angle.
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Cause they know who your alts are. I was a mod on a proto-rdrama board back in the early 2000s. We could tell by watching the log who was who then. I'm sure it's only improved since.
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Is it just based on being a paypig now?
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You should let me back in. I'm literally the only person who posts bait sub ideas to the useless threads. Here look, i will give you a new one off the top of my head:
r/fFleshItOut: a subreddit for incels to make fleshlights that match a woman's kitty by using machine learning analysis of publicly posted pictures
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NGL, it would be kinda cool if incels develop an AI algorithm that can correctly guess a woman's kitty type based on her face with 95% accuracy. I hate hangers.
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need the same thing for micropeens holy shit
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Hey now let's not get carried away with our ideas.
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I can't get into the country club anymore REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Without me this site is fricking nothing. How dare you
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Lmao cucked by godmins
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Literally who
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Darn that’s incompatible with most iOS versions. Looks like I’ll have to phonepost less.
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Works on mine with Safari? You might be thinking of webm
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Firefox on iOS uses their WebKit which can't even webp, so all 5 of its users are SOL.
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Who are the other four?
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I’m thinking of both webp and webm. We’re probably using different iOS versions.
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Update your shit man
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I still use windows 7
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Member when you discovered that win7 is actually faster than xp? Win10 is ok too, man
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Wrong
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You have pimples all over your face and red eyes due to staring at
./configures endlessly test the same shit in low light conditions.edit: wait, you just like windows7 and sucking cock, I am sorry, I basically misgendered you.
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No
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disgusting
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and they're not easily viewable when saved ugh
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I thought the use of CC was for banning LLM from and telling him its because he doesn't have enough dramacoins after the most recent round of robberies
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Let me in to the Country Club or else I'll do nothing
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Approve me for Country Club please, I cannot handle rejection at all. Let me in! LET ME IN!
I simply suffer from creating new accounts very often, but now it has backfired. I even helped brainstorm the country club in the first place
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What’s your first account?
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This one
E: Darn, I saw the light of god for like 10 minutes
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Granted membership to that and your new one.
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The above is an
, but I will upmarsey all your posts from this account as payment regardless.
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can i join aswell
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I ain't doxxing my 'main' account, but this is one of many accounts I've had before, created when the
cord meltdown was happening.
You're the jannie, try to find my main
(PS. I am a goyim despite connecting over a very kikish IP).
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It’s open source you brainlet, bet I can find out how in 3 minutes.
Edit: How could you do this
Weaponising environment variables like that smh
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do you need 3 more minutes
Gave you access though.
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Pls can I have access too
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fricking pissed i spent 10 minutes learning what environmental variables were for nothing
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Is the source public? Link me. Pretty sure I'll be able to figure out a way in. I might even create a gui in visual basic to track your ip address
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I blocked the fly script so I'm pretty much a leet god
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But how can you tell when a post is poo without flies?
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Are not all posts the poo of our collective minds?
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Me pooing in your notifications, teehee
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Website DRM to prevent this sort of behaviour when?
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Really trying to keep up with that $3Million valuation are we? Already worth as much as all of Tumblr...
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I wish I could give you guys a 1 time tip instead of subscribing to a monthly fee. I would probably do it multiple times, especially if I’m intoxicated
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You don't want to pay rent? That's rather landphobic of you...
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I know the Silicon Valley philosophy used to be "make a website super-usable and then worry about monetization" but pretty sure I could monetize this site so hard. Selling Marseys, CC access, the pride and accomplishment...
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https://marsey1.gumroad.com/l/ckGxX
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Ya it’s $100 lmfao frick that sorry jannies
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aevann not using commit messages properly
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You overhauled CC security and now I can't see CC threads.
Wait until I inform Alexander Lukashenko you kicked cute Belarusian out of your country club.
Don't go into the forest alone :/
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I actually added this entirely for you
Tell Mr Alex to be kind, please.
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Ok. Thank you.
You will not hang yourself in deep dark Belarusian forest, today.
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There’s always tomorrow
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Let me into the country club or I’ll post gussy
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I made fun of LLM earlier today,can I join the country club?
As Patriarch of the Eastern Orthodox Church I'll let you into the best club in return (hint: it's heaven).
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Why did you change the old urls to
.webp? The images are on imgur and still work with.gifJump in the discussion.
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Let me back in you fricking virgins
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Things actually are a lot more snappy now. I have a 12 pro and this site would absolutely r*pe my battery and heat it up. Now it doesn’t seem to be an issue.
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so yer saying i can't make CC threads about how i just got back from fishing? THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!
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"¡Vamos al orgasmo dentro del club de campo!", lamentaron las mujeres, mientras se golpeaban sus tiernos pechos. "¡Porque también nos hemos sacrificado por la causa! ¡Vamos al orgasmo! ¡Vamos al orgasmo! ¡Vamos al orgasmo! ¡Dentro del club de campo!", coreaban.
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I HAVE Type2 Diabetes. Thx ,
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Is it possible to have notifications not be sent to the inbox if a follower posts a country club submission? As an unapprovedcel such notifications are useless to me and I don't see why newfriend followers should get notified anyway (besides for seethe
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Probably!
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You should get extra notifications in this case
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No more reporting CC posts to frick with poorcels because I'm now one of them. This is a shit update. 😤
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my alt no longer works lol. WTF ARE TRUECOINS REEEEEE and the automatic compiling of alt accounts??? im terrified this is the patriot act of rdrama users
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How do I can into country club? I feel as if I were an unapprovedcel back in the old days. Though I only have imagination to go off of because IRC shit posting got me approved before the first privating.
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Do I have to hate Jews to get in the country club? Cuz I really like them but I also like exclusive clubs.
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your circlejerk is nothing without me. let me in
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so how do you get in to CC?
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How compelling... Now let me in
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I check rdrama while waiting for my work computer to do something
Then I work while waiting for my phone to load rdrama
This is really gonna frick up my workflow if it gets better
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It helped keep out the riff raff and tourists. You had to really want that drama.
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Zoomers don't have the attention span to wait for it to load
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Imagine having such a poor person mindset LMAO. All the smegma males are gonna leave you in the dust
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