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Merryvann
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1yr ago
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made it so u dont get ping group notifications from ppl u block or ppl who block u
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if you've ever blocked someone (for anything short of like spamming gore or something) yer a big ol' b-word butt sissy
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I block people if they make even one joke that flops. Its like eugenics for comedy.
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so you've had to block YOURSELF?!?!
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I've never flopped. All my posts are bangers. Not only that, but all my thoughts are hilarious too. I'm constantly giggling to myself. All the time. It's quite dibilitating actually. The doctors, they tell me its a condition, its a disability. Actually they dont tell me they tell my parents. They dont know I understand them. I would tell them my jokes but they wouldnt get it. Its too funny for them. My humor has advanced well beyond their's. I've already laughed at all the jokes so I moved on to jokes about jokes. And when I exausted those I moved on to jokes about jokes about jokes. Repeat this cycle a dozen times, now I laugh at abstractions. They dont even have form any more. I imagine the color purple and giggle. The purple becomes a purple cat, and now I'm cackling. I'm laughing because this is a reference. A reference to a joke about a joke about an abstraction of a reference. As I cackle I say to myself "Surely this is it. Surely I have perfected humor now." I've been saying this for decades. My work is never over, but thats ok. I am more advanced than anyone on earth. I have dug deeper than anyone before me. Nobody can even compare. What will people say once they discover the well I've dug? I imagine 2 people staring down at me from the entrence. One turns to the other, and says "Darn, this is almost as deep as your mom". I giggle, but not too hard, because I've already heard that joke before.
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you just posted a 1,000 word comment. that's a flop by default!
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It's actually a spoken work poem deconstructing meta-ironic humor, which is a banger by default. Not that you'd understand
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no one is ever going to read all that, which automatically makes it a flop!
though, to be fair, THAT comment wasn't a flop. just the first novel length one was.
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OUT!
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I'm checking links befwore I click fwom nywow on, I'm nywot gay and this upset mwe
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IM NYWOT FRICKING GAY GWOD DARNYIT
@grizzly YWOU WILL PAY FWOR THIS
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are you new or something how are you gonna click a link without hovering over it to see what it is first?!
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It wooked legitimate and alswo I am an r-slur
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god that award you have is the worst. it doesn't even punish you. IT PUNISHES EVERYONE ELSE!
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What a pathetic cute Twink. I'll have to use that more.
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Well I won’t spam gore, but I will spam porn. At you.
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ngmi
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Can’t see the no no parts
this is art
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WTF is up with that left hand?!
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You gay or smth?
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Upon encountering this I'd wish to be gay even harder than I am now.
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i like her upside down pot
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Boring
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I block everyone who blocks me and doesn't immediately apologize
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You are a cute twink if you block someone no matter the reason.
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Why would I care what some blockedcel thinks?
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Im not a blockedcel, Im unblockable sweaty
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Blocked
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B-word butt neighbor blocked me for no reason
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nah, there are some legitimate reasons to block someone.
spamming weird images/videos, saying slurs, posting opinions you don't fully agree with. stuff like that.
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i just don't like gore the image sticks in my brain n i hate it
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Or like getting SCOOTED
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that's the highest rdrama honor!
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