>There I was, about to deliver the finishing blow to carp!
carpathianhotep: Any Last Words Carp?
carpathianflorist:cough cough heh! pretty good kid. You may be the better janny, but there’s one thing you forgot about being carp…
ch: huh wtf are you talking about?
cf: heh… there’s always a bigger fish
>I stared at carp confused for a moment before my eyes widened in terror and I was paralyzed in fear as my senses detected an ominous presence behind me.
>I craned my neck slowly at 90 degrees My eyes peered over my shoulder and I gasped in utter terror at the primeval horror before me.
>Behind me was carpathianaevann!
>I opened my mouth to scream in terror but I was instantly vored to the death by the feral monster
>A distant “ACK!” Could be heard as I plunged down the gullet of the terrible beast, and I was never seen again.
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What happened to carptepianflorist?
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I lost the war
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What war?
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The Carp War.
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I didn’t know there was a war
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It was epic!
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Wow!
Are you ok? That seemed painful
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No I’m dead unfortunately
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No…
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