UraniumDonGER will now also receive a ping every time “carp” is mentioned since he has flooded admin notifs with hundreds of messages in a desperate bid for my attention. Live on next deploy.
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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER
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☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★
2yr ago
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- groo : jannie nonsense
- Landlord_Messiah : Unironically cringe. Give me back my 2000 dramacoins
- SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : ok but first give back the 3500 to basicallyadoxxer, cyberdick and hotep
- Ahsgroomer : Since we talking refunds can I get my Ghost awards back I bought 5 whit dc
- _ : taxation without representation
- smolchickentenders : I want a cut too
Increased transfer tax rate to 3%, now split between me, Dad and crat
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Good. Btfo the lolberts that want to avoid taxes. Good job as always carp
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EXCELLENT desision carp. we would be lost without your leadership
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Hey carp just sent over the last of my dramacoins since you're clearly struggling financially. Hope you get back on your feet so you don't have to tax us anymore.
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We need more users like you. It’s not much, but please accept these free awards and a no-charge Unfollow Carp pass. You’re a good man. Bless you.
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We have the best admins, don't we folks?
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Whoops I tripped and some awards fell out of my pocket and into yours
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WTF, I've supported your abuse many times and never gotten anything in return!
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This is how it is
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I never voted on reddit and I'm struggling to remember to vote here, also voting is for pinkies.
I give verbal support though!
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Truly a generous Fish amongst men
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And when thou [simp for carp], thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to [simp] standing in the [public threads] and in the [group chat], that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou [simp], enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, [give all dramacoin] to thy [carp] which is in secret; and thy [carp] which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
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So if someone sends you DC do you get an additional % that didnt exist before?
Carp
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I think it would just be divided into two transactions
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You should make It generate the % so you can increase the tax even more due to inflation
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I’m actually hyperprotective of the e-conomy
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Good carp
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Gotta keep inflation down
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Trad wifes are objects not citizens, why would they pay taxes? What's next? Dogs paying taxes?
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i love you carp
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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TOO FAR!!!!!!!
Otherwise it's all based.
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Stop with this nonsense, Snappy! The fish will never love you back as much as I do.
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When are we taxing the dramacoin rich and redistributing their wealth?
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Can we tax unrealized dramacoin gains?
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dramacoin should be backed by marseycoin instead of using fractional reserve drama banking
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Never. Taxation is theft.
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And that's a good thing
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As long as Im not the one being taxed, yes.
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yeah when's the give me all dramacoin update
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Oh ffs. WTF is this tax and how does it benefit us? It sounds a lot more like a tariff than a tax, it's just profit to the site admins why not call it what it really is?
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It allows us to build the roads
No but really, no one even wants it. Donger has just been having an neurodivergent meltdown over it for a few weeks so we’ll keep increasing and fricking with it.
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Where are these roads? You're getting drunk off dramacoin taxes it's going to make you lazy.
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The roads are still being built.
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WTF you just literally editted the post and raised it from 2% to 3% and added
@Dad ! I literally just caught you doing it.
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It would be 4% but someone else didn’t want the notifications that come with gifts.
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You're like the bad teacher who punishes the whole class because one person yelled out and called him a c*nt when his back was turned.
Why are you punishing everyone to spite a few bad actors!? That's petty and beneath you.
Why do I always get the shaft?
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We could revive the Roman military practice of decimation if you want 🤔
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That's what all taxes are
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IRL taxes go to roads, health care, social services, military etc. Is the drama tax going to server uptime, site improvements or anything that benefit the people paying the taxes? It's just profits to carp I think.
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That's what (((they))) want you to think
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What was the point of me sending you 2000 dramacoin then? I only did that so that the percent didn’t increase or else I would have just kept the coins.
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Would you like me to explain publicly and ping the users you grifted and take back what I gave them, or is this vague comment enough to make it clear why
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💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿 Spill the tea
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I was a victim of his grift
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Yeah but I gave you like 4x the value!
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wtf he said he gave them to me!!
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Read what I wrote again. I said that carp wasn’t giving blue checkmarks but that I was able to get you 5000+ worth of Dramacoin awards.
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yes yes, semantics, the "blame carp" in the end made me think you donated those :P
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Nope. There is no way to transfer awards. Carp is trying to charge $50/mo for a blue checkmark lmfao. The greed knows no end.
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lmaooooo
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I feel worse than a vulnerable woman in a dark alley
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You and
@Hotep got a good deal in the end! but only because of my protective ways. Never forget what carp has done for you.
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Ya why don’t you. This is the second time you’ve schemed me. All in all you have taken almost 50k of my dramacoin. Now you’re just moving the goalposts. I only sent 2000 because I didn’t want the tax to go up for other users. But now that it did, i regret it.
Also your first title said it was increased to 2%… now it’s 3%?
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Uh oh, what'd he do
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Downvoted
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Wow incredibly pathetic! Good job!
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NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
I would say but I am represented. Spitting down on poors rn.
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I thought you liked the attention?
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Since Snappy wouldn't give it to ya, I will.
Frick off, Carp.
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I demand 3% of future Snappy's earnings to be sent to
@Donaldinho_Pumperino
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That’s very generous! Wouldn’t you prefer they be sent to you instead, though?
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I would actually, frick that guy
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Send it to me instead, I'm by far Snappy's biggest supporter and the extra funds would only help me help her even further.
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so carp every time I say carp UraniumDonGER gets a notifcation because I said carp?
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Carp man. Carp ster! Carp anado! Carp carp carp carp. .... Doing my part!
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I started this tea party mess apparently, can I get cut into the tax? Seems fair since it's generating a mountain of meta seethe/$DC.
Consider it a donation to the church collection tray and tax deductible.
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I was gonna but as I was typing the response it occurred to me that tithing schismatics would pretty much be worshipping a digital golden bull. Repent and return.
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This isn't a tithe, this is a willing donation.
Besides, unlike the other religious leaders on this site I took a vow of poverty and keep my $DC low. I spread goodwill throughout the community with wacky awards that bring a smile to people's faces. I'm like Santa clause but better dressed.
Also (and more importantly) it would piss Donger off because he started this off my tea party comment
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All the more reason for me to never share my precious coins with anyone.
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Good, taxation will only serve to benefit dramaconomy
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If we have over 15,000 DC, can we claim a deduction for every transfer, and get 1 DC back? You know, for trickle-down and shit.
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Maybe one day once we grow enough for my dramacoin investment/stock algos to be more fleshed out and developed.
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Carp
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give it to me instead
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Can you increase the tax to 4% and give me a cut?
To fund the eradication of pibbles, or course.
Love you carp!
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These are the actions of my least favorite funny political color.
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good job carp
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I would like to humbly suggest that I deserve a little taste in reparations for all the free internet janitorial services I performed in the 2000 - 2010 era.
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I’ll give you 3 years’ salary as backpay
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And the saddest chapter in internet history remains painfully open. We shall overcome. Oh lord, we shall overcome someday.
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Raise it to 4% and add me to the pot. I will do nothing at all to earn this, but that fact alone will make it feel like we have a real government up in this b-word.
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I'd like to make it possible to automatically give my dramacoins away to charity causes. Make this possible Jannie
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HMMMM
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