Hi! Happy Friday! I have three-day weekends in perpetuity, so Fridays are like my Saturday morning basically. I hope you're having fun at work though.
A few quick things -
i) You may have received a notification about an Alpha or Beta badge. Everyone who registered before July 4th (the day the motherland was hit with Incredibly Serious Sanctions) has been given the Alpha User badge. July 4th to some date in August has the Beta badge. If you joined after that, you don't get SHIT.
ii) We're nearing what is unironically the most wonderful time of the year, so it's time to make some Christmas (or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or New Years, or...happy wintry I guess) Marseys 
You have until 12/25 at 23:59:59 to get these in. Go ahead and make a thread with your work as always if you want, but be sure to also post it in the megathread and @ me so I can give you the badge.
In keeping with the shitty pixelart Halloween Marsey Artist badge, this is the design -
Thanksgiving is too negligible to warrant a specific Marsey Artist badge, but if you make any Thanksgiving-themed Marseys, do the same (remember to post in the megathread and ping me) and I'll at least toss some awards your way.
iii) A LOT of very big and exciting updates are coming in the near future.
iv) Added the Sigma User badge.
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hey carp where have you found your profile's music ?
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280 character minimum so I'll just talk for a bit. It's a really excellent version of the song. The video is a lot of fun too. China is so cool. I'm considering hitting Arran with a week ban after this because he's so relentlessly tedious. What do you think I should do? Is this at 280 yet?
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Darn those communists really have some good propaganda
Ban the guy if you want like idk
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I didn't see a single marsey or trans lives matter in that post you cheating bastard.
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LLM and I agreed on a mutual cessation of hostilities. I've already posted about this elsewhere. We really need an override for siteposts anyway, there are a number of announcements coming and not being able to communicate them without cheating just harms everyone. Test. Still not enough. Lick my BUTT.
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LLM's not a badmin though. Punch him in his b-word mouth and walk away like the Chad you are.
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I have always and will continue to always respect the sanctity of our awards system. Stop making me FRICKING TYPE SO MANY LETTERS oh my god even a simple "nope" requires me to attach a whole butt paragraph to it. How does Pizzashill do this all day every day forever???????????????????????????????????
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Do you think pizzashill will keep a paper journal to words post in when he goes to the Alaskan winderness with no cell reception?
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For binary questions:
Upmarsey = Yes/Correct.
Downmarsey = No/Wrong.
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