IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD THE TIGER OF TELAVIV :marseytiger:

2yr ago #1258537

Should I leave the 4chan original fortunes or add a mess of our own?

Frick it all up

Don’t touch it

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DudeBussyLmao Mad/Af Do something funny IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1258561

Make gambling, fortunes, and golden marseys relate. 🍀

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DudeBussyLmao Mad/Af Do something funny DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1258570

I want liquid luck.

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1258572

I want to be able to buy and sell luck on the rdrama stock market

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seal_cel an/cat :marseywholesome:

DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1258781

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DudeBussyLmao Mad/Af Do something funny DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1258599

@Landlord_Messiah You’re a Leprechaun right? Can I borrow some of your luck?

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UnpackThisSweaty Who/Who DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1259101

liquid luck

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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD THE TIGER OF TELAVIV :marseytiger:

DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1258565 ⚛️🍆🍀 Lost 100 Coins

They already are

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD THE TIGER OF TELAVIV :marseytiger:

IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1258569

See it’s good luck because I could have bet and lost way more but I didn’t

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SlidingDonGER glowie/BND Often mistaken for a big fat Christmas tree :!marseychristmastree:

IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1259343

Your fortune: Allah Wills It

Jihad against Jannies is set!

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dim aaaaa/zzzzz House Retard DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1259305

Luck award that makes you get better rolls on slots, fortunes, and golden marseys?

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Broble64 Bro/ble

IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1258671

just don't delete any of the originals if you're going to add more.

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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD THE TIGER OF TELAVIV :marseytiger:

Broble64 2yr ago #1258890

I’ll re-add the originals tomorrow oops

Your fortune: A Taste Of Jannah Awaits You Today

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Broble64 Bro/ble

IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1258903

shame.

Your fortune: Allah (SWT) Wills It

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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD THE TIGER OF TELAVIV :marseytiger:

Broble64 2yr ago #1258906

Ugh it doubles the (SWT) cuz the word filter

I’ll fix that too

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DudeBussyLmao Mad/Af Do something funny IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1259160

Your fortune: Your Bussy Is In For A Blasting

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DudeBussyLmao Mad/Af Do something funny DudeBussyLmao 2yr ago #1259161

YAY!

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uwu they/them IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1258544

votes

I'm disappointed you have to ask.

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) uwu 2yr ago #1258552

Maybe he's insecure/shy.

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loli_esports h/vidya IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1258881

Why must this community never leave well enough alone

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TheUbieSeether cute/twink :marseyhissing:

loli_esports 2yr ago #1259156

Always look forward to the future, comrade. Dramanomic prosperity is right around the corner!

We live in the present, we dream of the future and we learn eternal truths from the past.

--Chiang Kai-shek

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TheUbieSeether cute/twink :marseyhissing:

IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS 2yr ago #1259163

Keep the originals but add more, such as "Prepare your bussy. <licky suggestive classic emoji>."

OMG! I'm about to pizza post. I need that 280, baby! Come on, keyboard, don't fail me now! Just a few more words and almost almost yes!!! I'm so close. Done!

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) 2yr ago #1258512

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) Igor_Konashenkov 2yr ago #1258515 ☢️☢️☢️ Won 3000 Coins

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) Igor_Konashenkov 2yr ago #1258517

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Niga KNEE/GROW Giga's Ethnic Cousin Igor_Konashenkov 2yr ago #1259009

Your fortune: Watch Your Back

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) Niga 2yr ago #1259013

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Niga KNEE/GROW Giga's Ethnic Cousin Igor_Konashenkov 2yr ago #1259014

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Robert_Edwin_House rob/co Founder, President and CEO of RobCo Industries 2yr ago #1258489

How long until dramataards realize that the house always wins?

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smolchickentenders she/they GASLIGHT :marseyexciteddance:

GATEKEEP

GIRLBOSS

Robert_Edwin_House 2yr ago #1258510

Today

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED He/Him Robert_Edwin_House 2yr ago #1259058

The expected ROI from slots is literally < 1.

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED 2yr ago #1259212

Slot winnings: 14400

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Q trust/the/plan :gigachadglow:

USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED 2yr ago #1262596

.99 is good enough

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USER_HAS_BEEN_BANNED He/Him Q 2yr ago #1262708 🔞🔞🔞 Won 300 Coins

Also you get karma from your posts so if you bet the minimum 100 each time you should break-even.

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Saint_Nicholas Merry/Xmas :marseysanta3:

2yr ago #1258494

#fortune

Your fortune: everyone should convert to the Eastern Orthodox Church of Christ

Holy shit it works

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MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:

2yr ago #1258485

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:

MrMisandrist 2yr ago #1258493

I've been blessed by the gods 💅💅💅

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USCENTCOM r/slur United States Central Command MrMisandrist 2yr ago #1258617

Gamble, you fool.

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MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:

USCENTCOM 2yr ago #1258622 🐱✡️🍀 Lost 100 Coins

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Yikes, it didn't work

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Igor_Konashenkov LtGen/Retired :russia:

Former Chief spokesman for the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation (retired) MrMisandrist 2yr ago #1258736

Should have done it right away, ya dun goofed.

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The_Homocracy Cute/Twink 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 MrMisandrist 2yr ago #1258698 🍀🍀🍀 Won 200 Coins

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MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:

The_Homocracy 2yr ago #1258720

Wtf people are having better luck than me on my own godly luck thread?

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Brum Brum/Brum :marseysteer:

BRUM

2yr ago #1258499

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Brum Brum/Brum :marseysteer:

BRUM

Brum 2yr ago #1258511 Edited 2yr ago

What the frick i already lost all my coins gambling

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ManBearHumbug O/I Subject Expert: Mayo Nonsense/Moderator Brum 2yr ago #1258547 ☢️☢️☢️ Won 300 Coins

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:chad!black2: :marseybear: :marseyrefrigerator:

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) 2yr ago #1258524 🍒🍒🍒 Won 500 Coins

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) spookynutz 2yr ago #1258589

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Chapose Asuna/Kirito :marseyunabomber2:

shonen and its consequences have been a disaster for the japanese :marseycatgirl:

spookynutz 2yr ago #1259265

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) spookynutz 2yr ago #1258590 ⚛️👣🍒 Lost 400 Coins

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) spookynutz 2yr ago #1258593

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) spookynutz 2yr ago #1258596 🔞🔞🔞 Won 300 Coins

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Your fortune: Good Luck

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) spookynutz 2yr ago #1258600 👣👣👣 Won 400 Coins

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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spookynutz love/you sorry for not posting, I've been fighting my demons (microplastics in my brain) spookynutz 2yr ago #1258621 ⚔️👣🌈 Lost 400 Coins

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Your fortune: Average Luck

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DudeBussyLmao Mad/Af Do something funny 2yr ago #1258518

Tie it to gambling 🎰 somehow

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Broble64 Bro/ble

2yr ago #1258550

This is nice website.

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Christisbornlicious chud/chode Amash simp 🤗 2yr ago #1258543

praise Jesus I will disregard the results

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Christisbornlicious chud/chode Amash simp 🤗 Christisbornlicious 2yr ago #1258545

satan has no power over me

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geese_suck geese/suck anti-anti-evil operations 2yr ago #1258491

if only my boss thought browsing 4chan counted as hard work

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Shrigmasex lol/lmao 2yr ago #1258521

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Shrigmasex lol/lmao Shrigmasex 2yr ago #1258522

the frick is this supposed to be ? mods ?

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geese_suck geese/suck anti-anti-evil operations Shrigmasex 2yr ago #1258558

he doesn't know the lore

read up nerd

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ChristMasRightAboutWomen insh/allah النساء البيض يمارسن الجنس مع الكلاب geese_suck 2yr ago #1258971

Why the frick is there a probably underage cartoon girl squirting at me at the top of that page

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geese_suck geese/suck anti-anti-evil operations ChristMasRightAboutWomen 2yr ago #1258975

first time on 4chan?

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ChristMasRightAboutWomen insh/allah النساء البيض يمارسن الجنس مع الكلاب geese_suck 2yr ago #1258976

First time on a phone lmao, no adblock

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HOHOHOTEP we/wuz/jolly :!marseyhotep:

2yr ago #1258503

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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HOHOHOTEP we/wuz/jolly :!marseyhotep:

HOHOHOTEP 2yr ago #1258505

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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HOHOHOTEP we/wuz/jolly :!marseyhotep:

HOHOHOTEP 2yr ago #1258506

Well which one is it whore?

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HOHOHOTEP we/wuz/jolly :!marseyhotep:

HOHOHOTEP 2yr ago #1258884 ☢️🌈⭐️ Lost 197 Coins

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ChristmasCarolOates joyce/carol 2yr ago #1258713

Your fortune: Good Luck

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moose moose/meese You: ╱ Me: ︱ 2yr ago #1258710

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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InterGONEvention going/gone 2yr ago #1258573

Your fortune: Good Luck

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InterGONEvention going/gone InterGONEvention 2yr ago #1258574 👣☢️⚔️ Lost 100 Coins

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InterGONEvention going/gone InterGONEvention 2yr ago #1258576

Goddamit fortune!

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zombies_for_trans_rights ski/forfree I sucka her blood but it wasa man blood and that's how I died from blood poisoning. 2yr ago #1258508

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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zombies_for_trans_rights ski/forfree I sucka her blood but it wasa man blood and that's how I died from blood poisoning. zombies_for_trans_rights 2yr ago #1258514

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Penny sad/ness :marseychudnny:

2yr ago #1259382

Frick it imma try

Your fortune: You Will Be Blessed With Many Black Bulls

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Penny sad/ness :marseychudnny:

Penny 2yr ago #1259390

lmaooooo it knows my history

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Monke they/them I :marseyheart:

the FBI & ATF 2yr ago #1259264 Edited 2yr ago

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Monke they/them I :marseyheart:

the FBI & ATF Monke 2yr ago #1259266 Edited 2yr ago

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Penny sad/ness :marseychudnny:

Monke 2yr ago #1259423

Your fortune: You Will Be Propositioned By A High-Tier Twink

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Penny sad/ness :marseychudnny:

Penny 2yr ago #1259425

Maybe monke is the high tier twink

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Monke they/them I :marseyheart:

the FBI & ATF Penny 2yr ago #1262176 Edited 2yr ago

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Penny sad/ness :marseychudnny:

Monke 2yr ago #1264809

Gotsdang my cousin would make a fortune waxing you bb 🤩 she an esthetician but certified to do males. You ever wanna be smooth like a seal bb hit her up 💁🏾‍♀️