welcome to the @TED_SIMP update
we’ve worked very hard on this for a very long time
it is the result of months and months of collaborative effort between dozens of team members
enjoy 🙏🏽
(if you don’t enjoy for some reason, u can buy Beano in the shop)
(this will just run for a few days don’t stress)
(though aevann made me a toggle to switch it on and off in the future at will)
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Am i supposed to be hearing something
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See you guys in a week.
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finally a good carp post
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This is one of the stupidest ideas I've ever witnessed and I don't mean that in a good way. Barely even in a complementary way.
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!blackjack500
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This was your big change.
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This is the worst and best thing you've ever done for this site.
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There’s bugs on my wall !blackjack 40
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Why is this place so devoted to carnage of this nature? Please continue making modifications you pervert.
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YEEEEEEEEES YES YEEEEESSSSSSSS POOTIS POW HAHA POOTIS POW HAHA POOTIS POW HAHA POOTIS POW HAHA
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I used to watch that show
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Where badge
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Buy Beano
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But what does it do???
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It stops the farting!!!!
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Use it on yourself dummy not me lmao
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Frick
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Reminder that only midwits think farts aren't funny
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I see nothing different
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CARP CARP CARP CARP PLEASE DELETE THE DOG PORN I REPEAT
PLEASE DETELE TGE DOG PORN
thank you carp
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https://rdrama.net/search/posts/?q=dog&sort=controversial&t=all
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mopped up all those in that search query, god darn it my eyes
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thank you janice tory
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What
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
search for posts with the word 'dog', sort by controversial, you will find disgusting images, pelase delete them from internet thank you
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Link me to the threads
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https://rdrama.net/post/38652/dog-bussy
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https://rdrama.net/post/38656/i-want-some-dog-bussy
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https://rdrama.net/post/43421/i-was-fricking-the-dog-an
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https://rdrama.net/post/38643/hold-this-dub-bossman
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https://rdrama.net/post/38645/banish-all-black-people-from-usa
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Ok stop linking individual threads lol just the users
I don’t wanna see this shit
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https://rdrama.net/@BlackLivesDontMatter ok herse the last one thanks red name
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https://rdrama.net/post/38647/women-are-like-dogs-who-need
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https://rdrama.net/post/38648/legalize-it-now
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https://rdrama.net/post/38654/follow-me-on-insta
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https://rdrama.net/post/38655/dog-bussy-hit-different
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https://rdrama.net/post/43410/im-tired-of-stuff-like-this
this shit is illegal in so many countries, surely
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https://rdrama.net/post/43413/all-lives-matter
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https://rdrama.net/post/43411/dog-bussy-it-hits-different
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Oh that user was shadowbanned but it got cleared in the debacle a few weeks ago
Fixed
Here’s some free awards
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i don't get it
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I want to experience the update but also want the badge. I hope there's a toggle once I award it
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Jokes on you buddy. I'm rippin' butt in the bathroom and now when I get out, I got the perfect alibi.
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How do I fart at people?
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Do we get a badge for buying Beano? Because I'm a badgeaholic as much as I am a brapaholic.
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You do but only if you use it on yourself
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you really destroyed ted this time, Carp
(I say this knowing she will mald anyway)
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I keep the whole site permanently muted is this something I'm going to notice at all?
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Behaviour in Firefox is a fart sfx on first click after pageload. Unsure if intended to be immediate (since FF gates autoplay behind user action) or to occur more than once.
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Snapshots:
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That's frankly not a very nice thing to do to Sylveon. I hope this isn't permanent because I'm not allowed to buy anything from the shop.
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nothing has changed?
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turn ur sound on bb there’s a fart sound 🤷🏾♀️ this what the fish fricking do instead of finishing my badge 😒
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lmfaooo very good and important work. unlucky for him i keep the site muted
wh*te man ignoring POC and destroying their communities, many such cases!
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how come this is called the ted_simp update? is she farty?
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STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WEIRDO
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Marsey at the top left seems to be swaying much more feverishly tonight.
Wait, you put this update on the same level as the moon landing and industrial revolution?
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They were the closest things I could think of
It was either that or the Big Bang ig
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