Remember on the X-Files when there was that episode where Skinner had the stolen digital tape and he gets cancer man in and he's like "now you better pucker up and kiss my butt!" because he downloaded it to some old asian Navajo wise men with magic powers? And it's supposed to be really cool except if you know that a racist caricature of a noble savage wise man can't actually function as an RDBMS. Hippies can write a million bad cyberpunk novels about smoking weed with robots and Rastafarians in space but they can't write database indexes.
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this will be useful to stash all the recorded messages i've stolen from the feds
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Remember on the X-Files when there was that episode where Skinner had the stolen digital tape and he gets cancer man in and he's like "now you better pucker up and kiss my butt!"
because he downloaded it to some old 
of a noble savage wise man can't actually function as an RDBMS. Hippies can write a million bad cyberpunk novels about smoking weed with robots and Rastafarians in space but they can't write database indexes.
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