Before continuing with this post, I would like to assure everyone that CARP ABSOLUTELY IS not HOLDING ME AT GUNPOINT. Any concerns for my well-being are entirely unnecessary and misplaced. I am merely a humble codecel doing his humble job. I AM not UNDER DURESS.
As many of you know, the vile @idio3 recently thoughtlessly stole Carp's GVLDVN MARSEY from his flair. This not only caused more trouble than you can possibly imagine for the codecels who had to clean up the ensuing mess, but it brought our dearest and most beloved
@carpathianflorist to the verge of despair and despondency.
There exist three ways flairs are changed at present. This patch modifies them for Carp in particular as follows:
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User Settings: this method remains unchanged. He can do whatever he darn well pleases with his own flair.
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Flairlock: if his deflector ever does happen to go down, flairlocks applied to Carp will disappear into the void rather than have any effect on anyone.
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Admin Cowtools: other admins can no longer edit Carp's flair. Yes, this makes him better than the other admins as far as the code is concerned.
Fuller minor patch notes about other, unrelated recent changes will be forthcoming in the next few days. Right now I am simply overjoyed to have been able to help Carp through his time of hardship.
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(changelog) carp is a giant baby who can't handle the bantz WAIT THAT'S NOT A CHANGE
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I'm a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL so this is allowed
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These are getting out of hand
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!blackjack100
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I will be printing all awards from here on out because when I buy them myself they just get undone so why should I waste dc and mb
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tbh i don't understand why you didn't just do that in the first place
unless you have """integrity""" which i don't see why you should care abt that when janny abuse is a cute and valid part of our culture
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Because watching him have narcissistic breakdowns every month is more dramatic
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He truly is our guy.
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Girl* and fish. Like a mermaid with a Bussy hole
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He does it for
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She has been printing awards too
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I never understood the flair you saddled me with.
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I can't help you out with that but here's a wallflowers song
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Cheaters never win
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OH COME ON MAN
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!slots500
Pls give awards bb I'm a paypig now
Your fortune: lmao you just lost 100 coins
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Janny cries "abuse!" while he strikes you down
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I'll give u 45k raw dc if you print me an alt eye, check mark and 10 tilts
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It's my turn to give it to carp raw. You'll have to wait
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Why did you unfollow me?
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so i was right that he was just having a bpd foid meltdown?
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What an amazing schizo marsey. Surely it wont be overused and ruined in a week.
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It is a day that ends in y
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commies try to ruin everything
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Can i have mine back too?
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Done
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Kissinger just undid it
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I didn't even see it was restored. I just saw a thread of him bragging about it so I thought it would be funny.
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Bruh
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Drama here was too one sided, I wanted to see multipule admins sperg out and cause 2 weeks of infighting
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is it really metadrama if it doesn't cause the site to shut down, leading to three incompatible spinoff communities?
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Daily reminder that our codecels are so far beyond any other social media site that they can fix everything and implement every desirable feature and still have time left over for metaposting jerkoff programming.
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Now that Carp's back he should follow me once again, because I'm probably the best Sylveonposter on this site... maybe.
Think of all the constant, fun, relevant and dramatic posts that really belongs on this site you'll be missing out. Fish.
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how does one get this power?
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Pray for it.
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Not from a Jedi
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Can idio get a bussy blasting award for getting carp to rage quit slightly harder than normal?
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Oof, I have a feeling this isn't quite the end of this, lol. There's collective hysteria of some sort in the jannycord.
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Well good job.
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I’m still not sure of what I missed.
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Nothing. Honestly. The fact that people are talking about it proves that we had a slow day drama-wise.
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I would like to see the thread where carp lost it though
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https://rdrama.net/post/74065/lgbt-pride-month-lgbt-straggots-marseyhomosupremacist
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Thank you, for your service I will be a communist for one day
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It's the golden flair that Carp lost!!!
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!slots108
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This is too gay, even for this month. Do better sweety
and based 
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fish award 2 when?
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Confirmed that carp is a white woman
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I have nothing left to live for but revenge. Women must be punished for their crimes of rejecting such a magnificent gentleman as myself. All of those popular boys must be punished for enjoying heavenly lives and having s*x with all the girls while I have to suffer in lonely virginity.
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lol what a kitty
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aw swheet
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The real solution is to wipe everyone's flair so carp can't complain :marseysolomon;
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Carp is now a JL346456 janny.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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