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Pin awards and progressive stack are back. If you really hate this for some reason, there is now an option to sort by Warm
in the sort options box. This acts like sorting by Hot
but makes pins not appear at the top.
Minor Patch Notes
There were like 700 commits since I last wrote one of these a few weeks ago, but this should be most of the noticeable changes. In rough order from older to more recent:
Dropdown has a link to information on the rdrama.cc Fediverse instance.
The abundance of megathread buttons on the sidebar were condensed into the Directory.
Snappy comments made in the past 2wks (and ongoing) will show up in search.
Reddit mention notifications (from Y'all Seein') are much more detailed and informative. (P.S.— you know this post chiobu just got 130+ upsorens on? If you had a Y'all Seein' Eye, you might've beat him to posting it.)
Marsey Alphabet contains greek letters and lots of mathematical symbols. You can do real Marsey Math now!
Search operator for searching inside holes, e.g.
hole:truth wave
if you want to find Carp's Jesuswave edits easily.Posts you
Subscribe
to new comments on now only notify for top-level comments. Also, you can find posts you subscribe to in a new tab on your profile.marseyschizochadseethecapylovepat
and other pats of long emoji names actually work.File upload limits for Paypigs actually work the way they should on all media. Want to upload bigger videos or images? Donate link in the dropdown!
Glowie Marseys — Like Golden Marseys but rarer.
Emoji search autofocuses on the text box when you open it open. Just click to open it, and you can start typing!
Fart mode now has Hunter Biden's fart as a possible sound.
Simps/Haters/Simps-For/Hates have a "Total" line summing all the rows (including one's self-votes).
Trying to leave a page while having unsubmitted text in a comment box will prompt you before leaving and losing your work.
Right side of header bar on desktop is laid out more sanely (and the dropdown menu shouldn't clip off the side of the page sometimes).
Replies in chat now have less clunky-looking block quotes.
Ranking algorithm: no more boosts to effortposts.
Hot Rank ∝ (votes + 0.2 × comments)(age)⁻¹·²³
The loading image placeholder is much prettier (and rather mesmerizing):
Users who have received the Checkmark
award now get a badge for it, like most other expensive awards:
Numbered lists now properly appear with the number inline, rather than on a separate line:
Dude
Bussy
Lmao (sneed)
Also a ton of other minor fixes you'll probably never notice (and that's a good thing—better than noticing something broken). Lots of ongoing, long-overdue code cleanup in the backend too. For one small example: polls aren't a ghetto system where you're technically upvoting a hidden comment anymore.
I've got about a week of Marseys backlog I'll get to soon. Not gonna let 'em pile up like a certain (((🐟))) did.
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penny you need to fund my new hole, it's gonna be yuge. we can talk brass tacks when im not hammered
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drunken tards 🤜🏾🤛🏻 lmk later bb🫶🏾
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Well I don’t really remember now but I’m guessing it was a train porn subreddit
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Lordy bb u rly think id fund that ily bb 😘 but porn is degeneracy
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sry boo but 😘🫶🏾😘
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What about a abrahamic religion oe where we quote bible verses and dunk on degens
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marry me 😭😭 it’s like 50/50 if a religious foid gonna be wild or starfish tho bb 💅🏾
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As long as you're fine with missionary only
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