If you had a jannied comment in this thread, you got one.
https://rdrama.net/post/8774/update-on-ahs-dossier-access
Not given to the dozens who at least did their best to mask their neurodivergence and instead sent a DM or joined the Groomercord to screech DOSSIER? DOSSIER? DOSSIER WHERE??
Special mention to @ENSLAVE_THE_WHITES who posted - holy shit - three separate comments in a confused bid to ruin the ruse.
There was even a link in the OP to LLM’s profile with the top thread being about his attempt to lure AHS mods here. The dossier bit was incredibly low effort bait to get them to worry when they came and looked at the site from his modmail. And you all RUINED IT.
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Can we get a list of badges that are available bc I’m pathetic and need to get a life and want to collect them all?
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i propose for a new "groomercord groomer" badge to warn the newstrags, a "posted bussy" badge would also be nice
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Can I have the r-slur badge pls? 🥺
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Get badged r-slur
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it's [changelog] not (changelog) 😅
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(((changelog)))
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You are playing with fire right now.
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* cracks knuckles *
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Does his knuckle crack when he pokes his wife?
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Oh, you think your username is funny?!
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Can I get one even tho I knew it was a joke?
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Yes bb ❤️
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Yay!
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Lol I had like 10-15 ppl DM me asking for it. I didn’t know there were actual neurodivergents here
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I was just pasting this last night but I woke up and there were well over 50 more and I couldn’t be bothered anymore so I just called it quits and made the badge.
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Hey! I found two spies! And you did nothing!??
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I get so many notifications on here that it’s borderline literally unusable. If I actually reply to something it’s usually because I got lucky and noticed it in a thread I was viewing.
What’s this about spies
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Randos making new accounts PM'ing for the top secret instructions for the dossier.
@neighborrdly and 
@Noname . SHOW YOURSELVES!!
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Are those accounts new or just lurkers? I found
@Rich but I don’t know if the account is new.
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A bunch but it’s entirely possible that they’re just r/dramacel lurkers who were waiting to bite the bullet to join.
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Rich is online now. I just got a dm asking for the dossier.
Edit: darn rich just said he saw this thread.
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Because you messaged me first and I had no way to know it's not real.
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I told someone that if they wanted to see “the dossier” they had to make more posts. (They haven’t posted yet.) You could probably get some of these r-slurs to do anything just to see “it”.
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Tag me next time
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Not wholesome 100
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Learn to think
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No
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Heck yeah! I captured two spies, so I demand a cut of bounty.
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Lmao
Mandatory IQ tests when?
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Please don't ruin this site with captchas
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frick off carp
Snapshots:
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Can I get one?
I didn't know it was a joke, but 'dossier' made it sound like there would be lots of reading...
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Follow me and yes.
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So
@carpathianflorist, you are telling me that you gave away a shiny badge to neurodivergents who were present to commment in that thread?
Do you realize how ableist and classist that is? This just swept over r-slurs like me who work a night job and couldn't afford to attend the post.
I'm literally shaking rn. I demand reparations. Now.
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Follow me and I’ll give you the badge
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Just unfollowed
You should give the badge to yourself now :)))))))
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Revoked, ban awarded.
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Done
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Purty badge 😃
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LMFAO I'm such a fricking r-slur I thought it was real and simply gave up on seeing it because I'm not in the groomercord. I checked the menu several times on desktop and mobile.
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I deserve mine
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I can't keep track of all your dumb jokes and the groomercord is a shithole
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How rude! You know boomers aren't good with the onlines and shit right? Not that I'm complaining about the badge....
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I’m happy that I ruined it.
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suck my peepee jannies
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So is he or is he not a wife beater?
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I realized it was bait after scrolling through the profile menu for the 17th time and not finding any links, but nice try 😉😎
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I’m honored to be one of the first recipients of such a prestigious award.
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Thank you for the shout out!
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Then what's the point? You are allowing dangerous people to roam around unmarked.
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