As a reminder, this snazzy thing makes it so you cannot be unfollowed, just like your hero and now you get this exciting badge to go with it!

ooh that is ugly all blown up

fish award makes u unable to be unfollowed, costs 20k

suggested by his holiness @Bartholomew_1

Hi! You can now mark spoilers by surrounding them with two | on each side. That’s the absolute value symbol. I think they might also be called pipes? Anyway, spoilers can be revealed by tapping on them. They look like this.

In other exciting news, the Unblockable profile upgrade’s price has been reduced from 25,000 dramacoin to 10,000 dramacoin, because blocking is for heterosexual cute twinks and it should be easily overcome. You also get this nifty badge if you buy it:

if ur picture was removed pls upload it again, sry

:#!marseycapywalking: :#marseycapywalking:

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Except only janitors can flair posts. Users will not be able to flair posts. Paypigs will not be able to flair posts. You cannot sort by flair. You cannot filter by flair. You cannot omit by flair. This will never change.

Flairs in the traditional sense are FRICKING STUPID and hamstring future growth into the Hole-model if users can use them, or if they’re searchable, or filterable, or any such thing. They will regress us into the Reddit-derivative domain. This will not happen.

I did not even want to make this announcement because stupid people will ask for these stupid things, but they would anyway once they started to notice catty flairs from the cleaning crew. So I am getting ahead of the curve.

Now that you’ve been warned: If you request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs I will ban you.

"Caaaaarp there are too many Marseys"
"I can't find Marseys because I don't know how to scroll caaaaaaaaaaarp"
"Caaaaaarp heeeeeelp I don't like some Marseys and they get in the way of Marseys I do like caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp"
"Hey carp how come carp there are carp too carp many marseys carp and carp no carp categories carp huh carp"

There, I've preemptively made half the comments in the thread. And I have a rebuttal: THERE ARE NOW TAGS. On each and every one of the 700some Marseys. My hands hurt. But now, for example, you can search like "halloween" to bring up all the Halloween emojis. Or "schismatic" to bring up the Orthodox ones. Or "groomer" and "borpa" and the like for . Or "animated" for all of the animated ones. There are over 700 Marseys to date, but I think I did a pretty fantastic job of accounting for most common descriptors of most of them. Each one has multiple tags - sometimes quite a few - and you can just search a piece of the tag to get the results. So you don't need "pizza" for pizza; just "piz" is fine. Or even just p, though that will bring up every other emoji with "p" in it as well.

NEXT UP, @axolotl had the brilliant idea of adding a LOAD MORE button to long threads. I think it caps at 50 comments now? Or 70? Or 100? I'm not sure what we settled on, I was very tired when we were testing. Anyway, @Aevann built it this morning and it is PHENOMENAL. No more 10+ second loads on huge threads, they should be fairly instantaneous now. It is not retroactive (we can make it retroactive though, but the comparative speeds are fun) but everything is a million times better for future threads. It is now retroactive.

You may need to clear your cache to get the emoji picker updated. I'm not sure. Do it anyway though, it's been too long since you did it last.