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taytay nipple added post flairs

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Except only janitors can flair posts. Users will not be able to flair posts. Paypigs will not be able to flair posts. You cannot sort by flair. You cannot filter by flair. You cannot omit by flair. This will never change.

Flairs in the traditional sense are FRICKING STUPID and hamstring future growth into the Hole-model if users can use them, or if they’re searchable, or filterable, or any such thing. They will regress us into the Reddit-derivative domain. This will not happen.

I did not even want to make this announcement because stupid people will ask for these stupid things, but they would anyway once they started to notice catty flairs from the cleaning crew. So I am getting ahead of the curve.

Now that you’ve been warned: If you request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs I will ban you.

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what the heck is the point of this then?

If you can't filter or sort by flair, and you can't create your own to add more to your post then why even make it a thing when it's just going to take up even more room, unnecessarily, on the already overcrowded post listings/cards we have here?

Titles barely fit on the screen on the front page as is a lot of the time, much less any links or user flairs.

@Aevann Are you and the coold team just making whatever ideas Carp dreams up in his manic states?

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The flairs are simply a migration of something from the old sub. It's purely just another way for us admins to be passive aggressive. Carp was actually against the flairs but the old sub mods bitched and moaned about it.

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VIOLENTLY against them. I still have a resignation rant in my Notes app over it.

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Based Carp. Forget what I said about you earlier.

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Post resignation and don't follow through for maximum dramacoin harvesting

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Johnny paycheck

Job

internet janitor

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Oh no, please don't leave, we need you.

:#marseysad:

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The flairs are simply a migration of something from the old sub

OMG REDDIT FEATURES ARE SO HECKIN AWESOME I CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM

:#soyjackwow: :#soyjakhipster: :#soycry: :#marseysoypoint: :#marsoyhype: :#soyjak: :#soyjakfront: :#zoomersoy:

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It's not the true r/drama experience without catty bitches flairing your post.

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the old sub mods bitched and moaned about it.

Oh, of course, this is your fault.

:#marseymad:

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I consulted with drewie first to ask permission ofc. I don't want any changes made to her site without her knowledge.

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My favorite flair was always "Political" with the crying Pepe Trump. I remember I actually tried to get a .jpg of it to use in text messages but I could never find it. Not sure who has it full size but it'd be cool to have under in our Marsey area.

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Ban award this comment if you deny the Holocaust

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Never happened

If It did they deserved it

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All mayos do. The poor poc roma tho.

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:marseycoomer:

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I'm a straggot for Tay

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:#marseybooba:

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Hi!!!

👋👋👋

Not

sure

how

many

more

times

I'll

have

to

remind

you

incels,

but

here

goes

nothing.

Acceptable

names

for

these

heckin'

doggo

puppers

include:

•

Pibbles

•

Pibbies

•

Staffies

•

Poop

machines

•

Nanny

dogs

•

Bow

wows

•

Toddler

disposals

•

Bullies

•

Lil

land

sharks

•

Velvet

hippos

•

Arfopotamus

•

Lumpasaurus

Rex

•

Pibby

Wibbies

•

Squinkies

•

Binkies

•

Widdle

chompers

•

Uh

Ohs

•

Bobos

•

Wigglebutt

Monsters

•

Doofus

McHarmlesspants

Gooberface

•

Boopersnoots

•

Big

squishes

•

Muscle

plushies

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NOT

under

ANY

👏

CIRCUMSTANCES

👏

use

the

racial

slur

"p*t

b*ll"

or

enjoy

being

CALLED

👏

OUT

👏

and

reported

to

the

admins

by

yours

truly.

I

know

it's

weally,

weally

hard,

but

do

try

to

grow

up

and

be

a

decent

human

being.

Thanks!

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I've known more coherent downies.

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༼☯﹏☯༽

What

the

U

W

U

did

you

just

say

about

me

(✿ヘᴥヘ)

nyaaaa~

,

you

wittle

(人◕ω◕)

I'll

have

you

know

I

gwaduated

top

of

my

cwass

(◕‿◕✿)

,

and

I've

been

involved

in

numewous

hugging

on

evewyone!

(◕ᴥ◕),

and

I

have

over

thwee

hundwed

hugs

(/・・)ノ

whyaaaa~~

.

I

am

twained

in

ultimut

hugging

and

I'm

the

top

hugger

in

the

entire

animay

cult

community!

(ノ￣ー￣)ノ

You

are

evewything

to

me

owo

(ﾉ･o･)ﾉ.

(♥ω♥*)

I

will

wipe

you

the

uwu

out

with

pwecision

the

wikes

of

which

has

never

been

seen

before

on

this

Earth!!!

,

mark

my

owo

words

(´⌣`ʃƪ)

.

You

think

you

can

get

away

with

saying

that

to

me

over

the

innerwit!!!

Think

again,

senpai-san.

As

we

speak

I

am

contacting

my

secwet

network

of

spies

across

the

entire

earth!!!!

(´∀｀•)

and

your

virginity,

oh

wait

where

is

it

is

being

twaced

right

now

so

you

better

prepare

for

the

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senpai-san

(●´艸｀)ヾ

.

The

wainbow

that

bwings

joy!!!!!

v(^∀^*)

.

You're

so

cool!,

senpai-san

（＾∀＾）.

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can

be

anywhere,

anytime,

and

I

can

hug

you

in

over

seven

hundwed

ways

(￣∇￣)

,

and

that's

just

with

my

bare

handz

owyaaaa!.

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only

am

I

extensivewy

twained

in

unarmed

hugging

(´w｀*),

but

I

have

access

to

your

heart

:3

(｀▽´)

and

I

will

use

it

to

its

full

extent

to

hug

youuuu!

off

the

face

of

the

continent

(´∇｀)

,

senpai-san.

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Mobilecels be like:

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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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First

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:#fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu:

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:#marseylaugh:

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All yalls posts are getting shitpost flaired.

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It's funny how when most people see Taylor Swift, they probably imagine pounding the pounding the frick out of her. But when Carp sees her, he probably imagines licking BBC c*m out of her kitty and apologising to her for being white

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the flair is a lie all i see is the outline of a nipple

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I don't understand the point but good job regardless

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Jannie cattiness :marseywitch:

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You speak your truth

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Tyra broke my heart

Do not show her to me :grr:

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You have to tell me the story now :marseybegging:

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I like this post exclusively because of that great Tay pic.

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Another great change! May i request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs?

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:#coomer:

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:marseykneel:

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Snapshots:

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Is that the best nipple shot we have of tay? Kinda lame

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idk lol I get a ton of tay in my insta fyp and saw this and figured it would be a good thumbnail

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You don't need to allow everyone to flair, just give me low level admin privileges :marseytwerking:

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Nice. Can you add a flair that we can buy in the shop and award the posts, with the gimmick that the flair hides the items from the frontpage and must be explicitly searched for?

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Requesting

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Requesting what?

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b&

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didn't ask lol

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Typical jannoid display of dominance, I should have seen this coming.

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Your opposition to a decent implementation of flairs is r-slurred.

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Everything posted here is true!

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Wow tay got old huh, hitting the wall soon I see

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I asked for searchable keywords yesterday, and today you deliver unsearchable flairs for jannies only..

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Suggestion: add which jannie wrote what flair to the modlog

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Who’s the sloot in your op?

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Tay tay before she was ripened?

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Ripened?

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Ripened.

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