Except only janitors can flair posts. Users will not be able to flair posts. Paypigs will not be able to flair posts. You cannot sort by flair. You cannot filter by flair. You cannot omit by flair. This will never change.
Flairs in the traditional sense are FRICKING STUPID and hamstring future growth into the Hole-model if users can use them, or if they’re searchable, or filterable, or any such thing. They will regress us into the Reddit-derivative domain. This will not happen.
I did not even want to make this announcement because stupid people will ask for these stupid things, but they would anyway once they started to notice catty flairs from the cleaning crew. So I am getting ahead of the curve.
Now that you’ve been warned: If you request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs I will ban you.
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what the heck is the point of this then?
If you can't filter or sort by flair, and you can't create your own to add more to your post then why even make it a thing when it's just going to take up even more room, unnecessarily, on the already overcrowded post listings/cards we have here?
Titles barely fit on the screen on the front page as is a lot of the time, much less any links or user flairs.
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The flairs are simply a migration of something from the old sub. It's purely just another way for us admins to be passive aggressive. Carp was actually against the flairs but the old sub mods bitched and moaned about it.
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VIOLENTLY against them. I still have a resignation rant in my Notes app over it.
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Based Carp. Forget what I said about you earlier.
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Post resignation and don't follow through for maximum dramacoin harvesting
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Oh no, please don't leave, we need you.
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OMG REDDIT FEATURES ARE SO HECKIN AWESOME I CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM
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It's not the true r/drama experience without catty b-words flairing your post.
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Oh, of course, this is your fault.
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I consulted with drewie first to ask permission ofc. I don't want any changes made to her site without her knowledge.
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My favorite flair was always "Political" with the crying Pepe Trump. I remember I actually tried to get a .jpg of it to use in text messages but I could never find it. Not sure who has it full size but it'd be cool to have under in our Marsey area.
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Ban award this comment if you deny the Holocaust
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Never happened
If It did they deserved it
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All mayos do. The poor poc roma tho.
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I'm a straggot for Tay
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Hi!!!
👋👋👋
Not
sure
how
many
more
times
I'll
have
to
remind
you
incels,
but
here
goes
nothing.
Acceptable
names
for
these
heckin'
doggo
puppers
include:
•
Pibbles
•
Pibbies
•
Staffies
•
Poop
machines
•
Nanny
dogs
•
Bow
wows
•
Toddler
disposals
•
Bullies
•
Lil
land
sharks
•
Velvet
hippos
•
Arfopotamus
•
Lumpasaurus
Rex
•
Pibby
Wibbies
•
Squinkies
•
Binkies
•
Widdle
chompers
•
Uh
Ohs
•
Bobos
•
Wigglebutt
Monsters
•
Doofus
McHarmlesspants
Gooberface
•
Boopersnoots
•
Big
squishes
•
Muscle
plushies
Do
NOT
under
ANY
👏
CIRCUMSTANCES
👏
use
the
racial
slur
"p*t
b*ll"
or
enjoy
being
CALLED
👏
OUT
👏
and
reported
to
the
admins
by
yours
truly.
I
know
it's
weally,
weally
hard,
but
do
try
to
grow
up
and
be
a
decent
human
being.
Thanks!
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I've known more coherent downies.
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༼☯﹏☯༽
What
the
U
W
U
did
you
just
say
about
me
(✿ヘᴥヘ)
nyaaaa~
,
you
wittle
(人◕ω◕)
I'll
have
you
know
I
gwaduated
top
of
my
cwass
(◕‿◕✿)
,
and
I've
been
involved
in
numewous
hugging
on
evewyone!
(◕ᴥ◕),
and
I
have
over
thwee
hundwed
hugs
(/・・)ノ
whyaaaa~~
.
I
am
twained
in
ultimut
hugging
and
I'm
the
top
hugger
in
the
entire
animay
cult
community!
(ノ￣ー￣)ノ
You
are
evewything
to
me
owo
(ﾉ･o･)ﾉ.
(♥ω♥*)
I
will
wipe
you
the
uwu
out
with
pwecision
the
wikes
of
which
has
never
been
seen
before
on
this
Earth!!!
,
mark
my
owo
words
(´⌣`ʃƪ)
.
You
think
you
can
get
away
with
saying
that
to
me
over
the
innerwit!!!
Think
again,
senpai-san.
As
we
speak
I
am
contacting
my
secwet
network
of
spies
across
the
entire
earth!!!!
(´∀｀•)
and
your
virginity,
oh
wait
where
is
it
is
being
twaced
right
now
so
you
better
prepare
for
the
wainbows!,
senpai-san
(●´艸｀)ヾ
.
The
wainbow
that
bwings
joy!!!!!
v(^∀^*)
.
You're
so
cool!,
senpai-san
（＾∀＾）.
I
can
be
anywhere,
anytime,
and
I
can
hug
you
in
over
seven
hundwed
ways
(￣∇￣)
,
and
that's
just
with
my
bare
handz
owyaaaa!.
Not
only
am
I
extensivewy
twained
in
unarmed
hugging
(´w｀*),
but
I
have
access
to
your
heart
:3
(｀▽´)
and
I
will
use
it
to
its
full
extent
to
hug
youuuu!
off
the
face
of
the
continent
(´∇｀)
,
senpai-san.
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Mobilecels be like:
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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All yalls posts are getting shitpost flaired.
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It's funny how when most people see Taylor Swift, they probably imagine pounding the pounding the frick out of her. But when Carp sees her, he probably imagines licking BBC c*m out of her kitty and apologising to her for being white
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the flair is a lie all i see is the outline of a nipple
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I don't understand the point but good job regardless
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Jannie cattiness
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You speak your truth
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Tyra broke my heart
Do not show her to me
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You have to tell me the story now
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I like this post exclusively because of that great Tay pic.
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Another great change! May i request sort/search/filter/user-selected post flairs?
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Snapshots:
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Is that the best nipple shot we have of tay? Kinda lame
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idk lol I get a ton of tay in my insta fyp and saw this and figured it would be a good thumbnail
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You don't need to allow everyone to flair, just give me low level admin privileges
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Nice. Can you add a flair that we can buy in the shop and award the posts, with the gimmick that the flair hides the items from the frontpage and must be explicitly searched for?
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Requesting
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Requesting what?
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didn't ask lol
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Typical jannoid display of dominance, I should have seen this coming.
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Your opposition to a decent implementation of flairs is r-slurred.
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Everything posted here is true!
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Wow tay got old huh, hitting the wall soon I see
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I asked for searchable keywords yesterday, and today you deliver unsearchable flairs for jannies only..
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Suggestion: add which jannie wrote what flair to the modlog
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Who’s the sloot in your op?
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Tay tay before she was ripened?
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Ripened?
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Ripened.
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k
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Not turn us into Reddit; the issue isn’t fear of being Reddit, it’s twofold:
Reliance on derivative features. This isn’t meant to be an exact transplant of the subreddit. It’s not meant to be a content aggregator, either - Reddit and like-aggregators all have flairs. They’re useful for the content agg model. That is our origin, but it is not our platform nor our goal. Which segues into:
The traditional flair concepts cut the legs off of our momentum and long-term goals. The main drama feed is great. There will come a time, though, when we outgrow it and it becomes unusable due to the variety and volume of content in it. Flairs and filtering offer an inelegant solution to this, but it’s not the best solution, nor is it even a very good one. Holes will be the fix and Holes are the future.
Good commentary, just unaware of the roadmap.
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Oh whatever, carp. Get back in your hole.
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Do things right or don’t do them. This isn’t a high level concept. Half-assing things and hiding behind a veneer of faux-“lol idc” is a massively insecure cope.
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Most compassionate dramatard.
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