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:marseyveryworried: You know how I've been blogposting about being in Korea and self-doxxing my location? An ex saw me today wtf :!marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:

Chinchillas update/tax (they're in a chinchilla boarding house and I miss them :marseycry:)

Nothing dramatic happened because I try my best not to date crazies (not always successful tho) but wtf is this crazy coincidence :marseydizzy:

IF ONLY I SURMOUNT SUCH ODDS IN THE LOTTERY OR SOMETHING :marseycrying: too bad i don't play the lottery :marseygiveup:

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!incels X (formerly chiobu) has made almost 40k comments here and he's had s*x with more than one womxn :marseyitsover: it's so fricking over

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One thing you people need to realize, and I see this a lot whenever someone says Pizza is an incel, is the fact that most incels aren't radical misogynistic men that shout slurs at women whenever they won't have intercourse with them, but rather shy and meek men who have no redeeming factors that make them stand out in a crowd of other potential suitors. Highly opinionated and proactive men are very rarely inkwells.

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This is why I always defend incels. People don't seem to think about the fact that people like ER are major outliers. The vast majority of violence against women and children is committed by s*x havers, usually within a relationship. But incels will still get blamed for the actions of darktriadmaxxers everywhere, it's a disgrace

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i just think the inkwells here adorable :taycold:

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:marseyagreesuperspeed:

and it's nice to see you back :marseyhearts: I was worried you :marseyfrozenchosen:

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i was so sick bb last week it was bad haven't been that sick for years 😭 ily have a beautiful tuesday 🙏🏾🙏🏾😚

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:marseycry::marseycry::marseycry::marseycry: I'm glad you're feeling better now :platyheart: and I hope your man took good care of you :marseysad: when you take such good care of everyone

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lol 😩😩 it's ok his LL is more like making sure rent/cc is paid etc i'm ok with that tbf

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:marseypleading2: yeah it helps to at least not have to worry about that when you're sick, you deserve the best though ilysm:marseyloveyou:

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People have tried to denote the difference between permavirgins and incels though I've never seen the difference. It's a rich get richer world with relationships and s*x, experience accruing interest to widen the frick gap.

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'I may be a 30 year old virgin but I'm not an incel' says the ITcel while posting his fifth easily distinguishable as a cry-for-help post on /r/IncelTear (crossposted to /r/MensLib) this week.

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10% of the population accounts for 90% of the s*x on earth

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Have you seen the pics of Pizza's girl? LMAO, she's ugly. It's not just being meek, a lot of incels seem to have bizarrely high standards they never lower. Every normal dude has railed a couple of practice chicks.

I think incels are social awkwardness compounded with OCD or something. Getting laid is not hard.

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Highly opinionated and proactive men are very rarely inkwells

So you're telling me shouting "6 million were not real" will get me laid?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16813449503452973.webp has 2 ex-wives and a kid....

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yeah just be yt, just be 6ft+, just be a rich retired inventor, I'll get right on that :stare:

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Wrong, it's all about 5'6" Shreddedmanlets

:#marseycool2:

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SMH 1 kid is below replacement rate...

:#marseydisagree::#marseychingchong:

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I need to dial up my dramaposting then Yukino will come to me in the flesh? :marseyexciteddance: I'd make 400k high effort comments for her.

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:marsey#yikes:

We're hitting 'it's over' levels that shouldn't even be possible.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16818310193899868.webp :#marseymommymilkers:

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would disagree just to stir shit up

but the other one is so insufferable I can't

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A ricecel that has s*x? I think I might need more proof

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16818301233973553.webp

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I still have my doubts :marseythinkorino: but this will suffice for now

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1682186528855389.webp

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t. a filthy s*x haver foid :marseywinemom:

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t. a filthier intercourse haver pretending to be an incel on niche websites chad :marseyshrug:

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I have no idea what you're talking about :marseypearlclutch:

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>I just found out my bf posts on incel forums

This would be a pretty rad bait post, allowing you to cash in twice by posting the incel sneed about it afterwards

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Trim the vocabulary a bit and it will unironically work very well. I think either you or Anarcho could pull it off as both of you managed to bait a lot of people on reddit before.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/kyiyZidJ7d68T7VCcG/giphy.webp

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His loss. Secks is icky tbh.

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:marseych#ingchongsupremacy:

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i thought X (formerly chiobu) was a scissorer

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A peepee owning body can be a scissorer, sweaty :marseytransflag2:

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Post-millenials and not having s*x even once, NAMID

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One of these days someone's going to stumble across here, recognize one of our powerusers, and then :#marseyrope: becomes the only solution.

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I'd just murder them TBH :marseysipping: And everyone in their contact list just to be safe.

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Make sure to country club your post about it so glowies won't see it

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Nicely played with the wife mention

:marseybegonethot: or :marseyblops2chadcel: ?

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I think neither since my wife has met another one of my exes long ago and seems fine with it although I'm not gonna try my luck with these kinds of things LOL

just a wtf moment since the cafe is in the middle of nowhere and i wouldn't say it's peak tourist season here since the sakura flowering nonsense finished a couple of weeks ago :marseyveryworriedfed:

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my wife

:#marseymanysunglasses:

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just a wtf moment since the cafe is in the middle of nowhere

jeju island is the peak tourism location for koreacels and foreigners so not really "middle of nowhere". I would also assume the gooks would be quite mad at you for calling Korean cherry blossoms sakura.

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nono i didn't mean jeju being in the middle of nowhere, i meant the cafe itself lol

at the end of the day jeju island is still like 2-3x the size of Singapore so it's still quite the mindfrick :marseydizzy:

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Neighbor the park a couple blocks away from me is 2-3x the size of Singapore.

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:#marseygiveup:

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:#marseypatriot:

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:#marseyceiling:

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Me when i see @kongbu post :marseyeldritchnutbow#: (it’s a good thing)

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I moved 1000 miles away from my home state and met a girl who knew a high school friend of mine because they ended up on the same floor in college.

I also once met someone in a random field 500 miles from my home who grew up 20 minutes from me and knew people from my high school. World’s too small at times.

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:#marseyschizowave:

or everyone else is a glowie :marseyschizotwitch:

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Why didn't you bring the Chinchillas on vacation with you? Afraid the gooks would eat them?

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:#marseyprotestyes:

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I saw a family boarding a train with their pet dog recently. They had the face mask thing on it but our train coops are tiny :marseydicklet: and they were only 3 people so 3 other unfortunates will have to share a coop with them and their mutt. That too for a journey that's easily covered by car, which they should be able to afford what with their fancy foreign breed dog and everything.

If I shared their coop I'd have spammed every railway bluecheck on twatter bitching about it tbh. :marseysipping: Insane how inconsiderate some 'people' who definitely should know better are sometimes.

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Is it a faux pas thing over there? I mean pets are not allowed on public transport in Singapore and that's kinda expected but I recall seeing pets on trains in europoor lol

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I've seen pets being loaded into a separate car in the past but that was like a premium train, this one was just a regular one so might not have that facility. This is literally what the coops I'm talking about look like, its impossible for a dog to be here and for the others to be able to keep their feet or even step in the area between the two seats.

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Ask any b-word does she want the chad semitic bearded thick eyebrows arab, or the absolute cute twink little very light skinned "blue eyed" no facial beard germanic

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apparently they want changs

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You guys can tell each other apart?

:#marseyshook:

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i guess so when feelings were involved lol

one of the perils/non-perils of not masking up

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:#marseyvaxmaxx: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC!!!


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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Lol not a coincidence. Double check your luggage for any missing articles my guy and destroy any of your smart devices manufactured in Korea

:marseydarkfoidretard:

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i'm not a conscientious packer so i can't tell if anything's missing

:#marseychingchongitsover:

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We at [redacted] do everything for a crumb of X (formerly chiobu)ssy :gigachadglow:

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Get some Busan bussy, kang

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:laughing: because of strong winds and shit the flights to busan were cancelled

hopefully the winds subside soon because i'm flying to busan in the near future :marseyveryworried:

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heard good things about the train to busan if you can't fly

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the sea is trainphobic :marseycry:

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This should have ended in a threesome like it did last time with me.

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:#tayaaa: why isn't life always like porn!??!!

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technically it was a threesome but not with s*x, however I was verbally fricked by both women :marseycool2:

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oral s*x from both? :horny:

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:#marseypop2: :mars#eypajeet: :#marseyp!op2:

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lmao

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what t he heck is a jeju

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It's like one of those tropical islands you find in vidya games like Far Cry or something

The first thought I had after ascending one of the 10832718 mountains on this island to find some hidden cave with a buddha statue was me thinking how this looked like something out of a vidya game

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16818304727050843.webp

really amazing views

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16818305662515981.webp

reminds me of Basilique Notre-Dame de la Garde but :marseychingchong:

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Did you find any commie mass graves? :marseypsycho:

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A cursory glance tells me that it was a commie island in the past :marseyrevolution:

On November 20, 2010, a chairman of an adjustment committee of past affairs and a former new right, Lee Young-Jo argued that the "Jeju rising was apparent communist-led rebellion."[43]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeju_uprising

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Yeah that was what I was talking about, there should be some mass graves on that island unless they pushed the bodies into the ocean or cremated them or something.

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:#marseygigathonk:

i would really go see it for myself if i came here alone considering how i went for the JSA tour and other historical/war nonsense the last time I came to Seoul myself but my wife doesn't' even know what the JSA is :marseywomanmoment2: so i dont think she will be pleased to hunt for commie graves :marseygiveup:

still would much rather be with a :marseywomanmoment2: though lmfao

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An island in SK infested with these 'people'

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too bad i don't play the lottery

Good thing lottershe != lottery

Tickets are 12 coin :marseythumbsup:

:#marseyluckycat::#marseyluckycat::#marseyluckycat::#marseyluckycat:

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Don't you speak chingchong language with your partners?

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I speak :marseybong:

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With the accent? I always have to laugh when British BIPOCs pull out the accent, but a chink one...

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i have a feeling you would find the :marseysingapore: english accent even funnier lol since singlish is a thing

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There's an SMS spam classification dataset that is collected from Singaporean uni students for practicing machine learning and it's the funniest shit I've ever read.

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lmao is it all in singlish or something?

s'pore txting can b unreadable 2 e untrained eye

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Yeah it's a slightly weird lingo (def readable) mixed in with thirst posts and corny shit you'd find in Indian whatsapp forwards.

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Careful . Kooks eat anything. Including Chinchillas.

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>wife

Strag

(Please give me marseycoin)

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I am transbian so it’s not strag

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:#marseyraging::#marseyraging:Free them!!!!! :#marseyraging::#marseyraging::#marseyraging:

:#marseychinchilla2pat::#marseychinchilla2pat::#marseychinchilla2pat::#marseychinchilla2pat::#marseychinchilla2pat:

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i think your chinchillas look depressed

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