Ladies (male) and gentlemen, we got him

TIL you don’t need to make elaborate mixtures of carrots, tomatoes and lettuce inside the bait part of traps. You can literally just drunkenly slather peanut butter on the outside of the bait bit and they’ll still go for it.

Do not be fooled by his pleading eyes. I tried to give him a Beggin Strip and he HISSED AND GNASHED HIS TEETH AT ME. He was very soft though.

He has now been freed into the forest and the garden will be marginally less tore up going forward