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TIL you don’t need to make elaborate mixtures of carrots, tomatoes and lettuce inside the bait part of traps. You can literally just drunkenly slather peanut butter on the outside of the bait bit and they’ll still go for it.
Do not be fooled by his pleading eyes. I tried to give him a Beggin Strip and he HISSED AND GNASHED HIS TEETH AT ME. He was very soft though.
He has now been freed into the forest and the garden will be marginally less tore up going forward 
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Should have shipped him to
@WootFatigue for colonization
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I was actually hoping he’d see this thread so I could ask for advice on making them less angry so I can maybe pet them more than very briefly
I feel bad doing it because they obviously don’t like it but I like to give them a lil touch
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He probably seduces them with food. Food from his breast that is.
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Get…tits…out…for…raccoons.
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You’ll be able to pet her starving babies
when they show up looking 
for mommy.
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That always worries me :/ is there a way to tell male or female without flipping them over?
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stop being a bigot
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You can see the male’s peepee
hair sticking down like on a dog. Female 
raccoon 
pusseys are right 
next to the butthole like on a human, but the peepee 
is way up where 
you’d expect a belly button 
to be. The males are also thinner in that area.
There are a lot of “Cute baby raccoon
sucks belly button 
while purring” that are really just unintentional autofellatio vids.
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If you do find babies
my ex lives 
right 
by you and will take them.
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Shooting them like the vermin they are seems productive
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They’re menaces but they live here too, that’s RUDE. I take them a few miles into the woods and unleash them in the same spot near this creek so if they’re family or friends they can still be together.
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Based and
pilled
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WEINERS. YOU NEED GALLONS OF UNCOOKED WEINERS
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