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I think I might have been infected by those brain parasites that cats shit out, because I found this cute.
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Hi adopt us plz.
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One of my ex's cat did this. I yeeted him off the bed every time.
Get your own bed, you fricking bum.
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lmao yeah one of my friends complains about this with her dog
I'm like... you're way bigger than they are, just remove them from your bed. It won't hurt them and they'll get the lesson bc physical force is something basically all animals understand.
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I don't have a cat. Could somebody who has a cat please explain this to me?
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So the point of having a cat is that you have a selfish little fricker whose idea of playing is that the human does whatever the cat wants. Humans find this style of interaction appealing, because it produces small amounts of a neurotransmitter called dopamine. Cats, while small, are very selfish and will punish the human for not allowing them to hog as much of the bed as they wish.
Despite their size, a cat evolved to be able to take up far more space than they would otherwise be able to, much like a snake can eat a meal much larger than their jaws would seem to allow.
This is my explanation.
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Toxoplasmosis t.gondii I think it's called. It's the parasite that turns normal people into cat ladies. I believe they shit it out and get it under their talons or fangs and then when they playfully scratch/bite the uninfected it's transmitted to the host who goes nuts.
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There's no proof
that happens to anyone but rats
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uh oh I think we found one
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Found the cat lady.
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Humans are nice enough to roll over and let the other person have their space on the bed.
Cats are just like "oh I'm theoretically not a social animal, so I certainly don't know how to do that".
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I read this as "only white people with cats" originally and that fits a lot better
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Not even BIPOCs can keep a cat off the bed.
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Weak whytes, those bitches got a cat bed for a reason
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Does pizza make you sleep on the floor?
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Does the cat refer to pizza?
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yes it does.
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had a cat that would always try to sleep on my chest.
it was cute but he would really get all the frick up in my face
no sense of boundaries, smh
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I kick that motherlover around all night. MY LEG SPACE
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And that little bastard didn't attack you back?
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No he's a good cat and resettles on my new leg position
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Soy Cat
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I can't sleep with pets in the bedroom.
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My cat is a cuddler so I don't lose space on the bed to him. I lose it to my wife.
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He's not allowed in the bedroom while I'm sleeping. Can't have him thinking he's equal to me.
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Two of my cats battle for my wife's pillow.
Dexter loves to use my wife's head as a second pillow. I had a bunch more like this but can't find them
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But i did manage to get twinsy pictures.
White seats was when he had his teeth removed in 2017, black seats was his ultrasound two weeks ago
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I remember I got into an argument on reddit awhile ago with a person over Italian food. It got to the point they were following me into other subs to harass me.
I clicked on their profile to block them and their most recent post was them drinking their own piss on /r/piss. At that moment I realized I had spent so much pointless time arguing about the taste of food with someone who drinks their own piss as a hobby. This site is a shit hole.
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Fune cat
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pizza sleeps in the closet
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Every night I wake up to a Great Dane sneaking into my bed for warmth between me and my wife.
How does a fricking cat get that much space when a Great Dane can make it work through compromise?
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