I got my golden retriever last night!
Chewy is BIG MAD!
My gruesome twosome
How I feel
Her backstory:
She's an heiress to a large fortune and her parents want her to study business to inherit the company. But all she dreams about is moving to Paris to be an artiste.
She's constantly caught between her free spirited artistic nature and the crushing pressures of her presumed future.
She studying at Oxford right now. Will she run away to Paris to live her dream or stay not to disappoint her family?
She will do about 6 months of obedience before I task train her.
She's very very very calm. Someone in my building who met her even mentioned it. She will make a great service dog! She's been a bit timid when leaving the apartment (have to lure her down the hall with treats) but the Breeder said that might just be first day jitters. It seems she is already housebroken which is great!
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She's 14 weeks. She hasn't had an accident and has gone outside twice. Did not even crate her last night. Im sure she will have accidents but she's doing really well!
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heckin doggos pee slightly more than twice every 14 weeks
try holding your pee till once a month
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Isn't that what their period is?!
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!animalposters
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Lucy will join Hide the pain Chewie as soon as frocho starts trauma dumping on her
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I love them both but I have a soft spot for the fluffy
my Sofia, who is now 19 is super fluffy. 
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wtf how???
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By not being a sperge and just enjoying the things I enjoy. Like working out 5 days a week, hiking and reading.
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this some gay rightoid alt right nazi recruitment shit which I will never do
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Nazis are r-slurred weaklings. Alt right folk are cute twinks who want bbc.
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my god that's 19 years of accumulated fluff lol
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She is so wonderful. All my cats act like loving dogs when I get home. They love dad
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I'm brushing imaginary cat hairs off my clothes just looking at her
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If I look closely almost every surface in other people's houses I go to has her hair
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cute
my cat's name is lucy, it's a good name (but I'm guessing yours isn't short for lucifer lol)
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lol
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Charles Schultz blackpilled generations of moids
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I didn't know Americans even knew what a duvet was. I thought you all slept with like 3 gross butt unwashed blankets
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we know what a duvet is, it sprays water
in your butt 
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That's a Biden !r-slurs
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OP's post has evidence that points to the contrary
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A female dog? So like do you buy a strapon for it to wear or what?
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I feel like FroCho deliberately got a female dog to avoid all the "White women love they dogs" jokes
This is what happens when rdrama invades your brain
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She can't keep getting away with this.
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You are dumb, girls put peanut butter on their vulva and have the dog lick it off.
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TIL
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She's extremely cute and looks like a very good dog, congratulations.
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Thank you, Bookers!!
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Doesn't having a normal dog frick with the training of a service dog?
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It can for bad habits but the only one Chewy really has is begging for food. He's otherwise very polite and well-mannered. I am going to crate her during meal times.
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Awwwwwww this is so cute. Chewy gonna get back at you though. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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How upset is Chewy?
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He was big mad yesterday but he's tolerating her very well today. Not a fan but she has such a calm demeanor, she just sniffs him and leaves him alone so he's okay with her unlike most other dogs haha
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very cute dogs
but I'm just gonna say it: your lack of wall art is very masculine, usually it's dudes that have empty blank walls
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I bought some gorgeous art from
@WootFatigue but need to get them framed and I am exceptionally good at procrastinating
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Take your drugs, drug peddling woman
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You just know.
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Hahahaha I'm a vaping degenerate yes
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Darn I thought
there 
was maybe a chance I clild trick 
you into naming it "Cookie" 
(hope it dies btw)
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Dog kitty looks like a fortune
cookie 
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🤬
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I wonder how does the meat taste like.
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Tender and sweet
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Average chinaman.
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I mean at least you don't go to the direction of
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Of course I didn't. The bugman mind is incapable of sexual pleasure, they create devices of sexual deviance in an attempt to finally feel the privilege of the white man.
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A normal person doesn't infer sexual pleasure from fricking dogs.
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Women aren't normal.
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At least we can agree on this.
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Cool AI generated dogs Carp
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Keep your hands where we can see them.
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Based on fricking what? BASED ON FRICKING WHAT? You fricking c*nt, you motherlover. All I read is "based based based cringe cringe based", can't you fricking come up with anything else? It feels as if I'm talking to people with fricking dementia or something and they keep repeating the same fricking words on loop. BASED ON FRICKING WHAT??? THE BIBLE? THE OXFORD DICTIONARY? MY HAIRY BUTTHOLE? OH my God just shut the frick up it's like you can't form a coherent sentence without using one of these saturated, r-slurred words that lost all meaning overtime. "BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE WOKE REDPILL CRINGE WOKE GO FRICK YOURSELF YOU LITTLE B-WORD YOU C*NT YOU Fricking butthole you b-word you c*nt little shit Based? Based on what? On your peepee? Please shut the frick up and use words properly you frickin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the frick is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "c*m" on the stage? HECK NO YOU FRICKIN IDIOT, so please shut the frick up and use words properly you dumb b-word
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Why didn't you buy the platinum model? I've heard its better
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Omg are you sure that's a dog not an angel???
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Raising canes
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Wait so you're giving the dog up in a year?
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