mfw I realize I'm spending precious hours of life on a drama website

she: what is that site you are always on!?

me:

Wait until you don't look at it for 6-12h and have a gorillion notifications that you just mark as read because there's too many.

So that begs the question, why look at them at all? If you can clear 60 because it's too many, why care about 4-5 other than it fitting on a single page?

Fui quod es, eris quod sum

Memento mori

Me and the rest of the gang in the front having fun fighting over nothing while the sad soon to be stares at himself in the mirror

I'm the one on the right. I caught an Assault-4 charge for this.

think how many more hours of my life I would have spent on a 3rd job to pay for therapy, then a therapist would say smth lame like it's heckin valid to have sad thoughts and do you want to take drugs or unpack more negative thoughts about it?

<- my mental health in 2024

I'm getting paid to be at work either way, might as well shitpost

I think the the soyjak fricking the fat is a pretty apt comparison.