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i like this marsey its the best
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I only got my license because I had to do the parallel park test at the stadium and the examiner chose a spot immediately next to a car with trunk speakers blasting truly awful Italian trap music so he didn't fail me on the spot despite how bad it was, he said it wasn't my fault because I was distracted and to this day I'm still terrified of parking
My parent's garage is really tight to reverse into, r-slurred municipality made a 10 inch high sidewalk in an inner residential area that can't even be used as a sidewalk because its like a foot wide max and constantly broken up by trees. So I usually need 2-3 tries to get proper alignment in the road. Everytime I do it I become a sweaty mess. It's given me permanent ptsd about reversing into parking, drove to pick up my father from his office one day the driver was off and it has pretty wide parking but I was sweating again, the guy he sent down to show me the spot asked if I was ill lol.
Passed the written exam first try after pulling an all-nighter and just memorising everything last second.
Failed the practical exam once. Instructor lead me into some backwater residential streets with very a confusing road layout, thought the opposite way lane was the turn lane, failed on the spot. Feels bad man.
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!metashit we're so deep in I can't even remember if this is the real poj or not
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ur in a coma and we're all figments of ur imagination Factcheck: Yes.
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well...is it?
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How the frick do you fail the driving exam. You know you can do take home tests for that and get someone to sign off on that shit?
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you still have to take the practical at the DPS if you do that, at least in the state I'm in
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I did that on no sleep when I was 17 (I was lazy and took it a year late)
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yeah it's real basic, you have to be actually incompetent to fail it
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Not in my state
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you are r-slurred
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How do you fail the driving test that shit's so simple?
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I had to parralel park and kept hitting the cones.
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For six tests? I assume you folks paid for you to do it so many times?
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i could drive you anywhere you want baby for free. you got kik?
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Tool me 4 times
School zone
Stopping at a green light
Not merging fast enough
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i kept running stop signs because i'm a bit of a rebel and i make my own rules
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Then why on earth did you think you could handle driving while drunk?
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Congratulations! You are certifiably r-slurred.
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I only got my license because I had to do the parallel park test at the stadium and the examiner chose a spot immediately next to a car with trunk speakers blasting truly awful Italian trap music so he didn't fail me on the spot despite how bad it was, he said it wasn't my fault because I was distracted and to this day I'm still terrified of parking
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My parent's garage is really tight to reverse into, r-slurred municipality made a 10 inch high sidewalk in an inner residential area that can't even be used as a sidewalk because its like a foot wide max and constantly broken up by trees. So I usually need 2-3 tries to get proper alignment in the road. Everytime I do it I become a sweaty mess. It's given me permanent ptsd about reversing into parking, drove to pick up my father from his office one day the driver was off and it has pretty wide parking but I was sweating again, the guy he sent down to show me the spot asked if I was ill lol.
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This is why scooters are the superior vehicle I can park anytime anywhere and ignore all laws
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Gross
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Passed the written exam first try after pulling an all-nighter and just memorising everything last second.
Failed the practical exam once. Instructor lead me into some backwater residential streets with very a confusing road layout, thought the opposite way lane was the turn lane, failed on the spot. Feels bad man.
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I failed the written test 3 times WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT COLOR INDICATORS GO ON THE BACK OF A TOW TRUCK OR WHATEVER
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Cute but not as cute as this:
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Krampus? Ok..
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Santa deniers get the wall.
Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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