The funniest thing just happened

>In a dimly lit room cluttered with empty Mountain Dew cans and snack wrappers, one lone Wikipedia editor sat poised at their keyboard, fingers twitching with excitement. The moment Tony Isabella, a man of great renown, had announced he was changing his name to "Jenny," they knew it was time. With sticky keys and a shaky hand, they rushed to the page, knocking over their soda in the process. As they feverishly typed out the edit, they could practically feel the rush of being the first to make history—only for the page to freeze. A desperate F5, a prayer, and finally, the edit went live. They had won. Tony Isabella was now officially Jenny, and their name would be immortalized in the page's edit history.

(ChatGPT because I'm lazy)