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Goyop: Black Panther 2 spoiler release

Anyone who can get BP2 spoilers, dump them here. I'll compile them and pin it all as a post on /r/4chan. SRD can report on it as oxygen of amplification.

I can also pin it to my reddit profile, and you guys can ping me from /r/marvel and /r/avengers and any other capeshit subreddit to trick people into clicking my profile.

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High :marseyremastered: points:

T'challa (the black :marseykween: panther) dies of "an unknown illness :marseytedsimp: that he kept secret :marseyglow: from those close to him" (AIDS????) BP's sister/wife SHURI (idk i cant keep :marseydoit: them straight) tries to save him but she EPICALLY FAILS. Very sad for everyone involved

The flower turned their skin :marseydog: blue :marseycop: and gave them incredible strength :marseydiversity: at the cost of breathing :marseysigh: air from the atmosphere. Namor was unique, being born :marseyvietnam: with winged feet, pointed ears, and slowed aging. His people named him K’uk’ulkan. But the invaders called him “El Nino sin amor,” or Namor.

K’uk’ulkan

Ku Ku lKan

Klu Klux :marseykkk: Klan

>the enemies name :marseypinkname: is Klu Klux :marseykkk: Klan

Shuri will :schopenmarsey: capture Namor and take :marseyfry: him to the desert, despite Namor having the upper hand :marseyno: initially. As Shuri is ready :marseyexcited: to kill :marseywoodchipper: the Wakanda Forever villain, the Talocans are winning against the Wakandans at sea.

Shuri has a change of heart :marseycapylove: thinking :marseyfranklin: of Ramonda, and she lets Namor live. In exchange, the Talocan leader :marseyputin: promises to let go of Riri, return :marseymonke: to the ocean, and never :marseyitsover: wage war on the surface. Also, Wakanda will :marseyclueless: protect Talocan in return.

so basically they win by sparing the bad guy who then :marseytransflag: says "uh thanks :marseyschizochadthankscapylove: for sparing me, we good :marseyclapping: now"

reading this has cost me braincells. It's so fricking :marseytom: stupid.

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The movie opens with the reveal that Black Panther died during a buck breaking.

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>Opens with chuddette-panther on her death bed.

>Captain America enters holding the super-soldier vaccine

>He smirks

>"Do you still deny science?"

>She tries to answer but can't because of coughing fit

>He starts laughing

>"You better answer soon this is the the only one on the continent and I feel like taking another booster today"

>He slowly starts injecting into himself

>Coughing gets louder, she falls out of bed

>Audience howling with laughter

>"I was wrong about the vaccine!"

>He jabs her she immediately gets better

>Audience claps

>Post-credits scene sets up new conflict, Black Panther briefly shown reading "Hebrews to Negroes", cut to black

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Captain America forcibly vaccinates Shuri’s children while killing her a fascist and masturbating himself then posts the video to /r/metalasfrick, /r/theydidthefrickingmath and /r/justiceleserved to rake in the gold

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Whitey Doctor Doom manipulates POC kangs to fight each other so that he can steal their precious resources. That's what I read on /tv/ a while back anyway.

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wait, BP2 is coming out? ...how, didn't the other guy go join the panthers in the sky?

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Yeah he's up with that big buck breaker in the sky. The movie is out in 7 days. We need to do this asap

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I read :marseyfedpost: the plot :marseychartbar: summary on bgr. literally boring :marseyyawn: as frick :marseywtf2:

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wait, BP2 is coming out? ...how, didn't the other guy go join the panthers in the sky?

They're replacing him with that black girl from the movie and Iron Man with some other black woman

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If we have a chance of spoiling even one capeshitters enjoyment we have to try.

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Okay, do you hate disabled people? Do you hate people who are not neurodivergent? You know, the world is full of neurotypicals who love to use computers. I'm not sure what world you're living in but i mean, at red hat we support all sorts of customers with all sorts of needs What if you're playing openttd from an airplane and don't have our software override installed? The towns are going to get mad at you and you're going to cause a giant scene on the plane! Listen to me you little neckbeard, system V unix people and suckless people are a bunch of libertarian holier-than-thou nerds who have no grasp on reality. They don't talk to people outside of IRC. They still use mailing lists as their main form of communication! I mean, what world are you living in people?! At red hat we make Linux for the desktop. We support user interfaces, graceful fallbacks, we develop advanced software solutions that the unix standards people call ugly. Well, if you think Red Hat's kernel patches are ugly, god knows what they'd say about Microsoft Windows! How about Apple?! You know you people say you want progress, but what do you really want? If you have a better solution for the mean towns in openTTD i mean, it's free software, people! You can make your own changes! You get it for free! Send me a patch, I love patches. I'd love to discuss the issue in a github thread, so I can say No, and then lock and limit conversation in the thread, and put it on github-drama. I love getting downboated! I'm Lennart Poettering and I love getting downboated!!!one!1! I'm not done. We make software for real people. Do you know that I've never used fluxbox? That's right. I've never honestly used fluxbox by myself. If you alternate window manager people want to come up to me, and say fluxbox is more convenient, i mean, i'm all ears people. I'm listening. Why does fluxbox exist? Why do we have afterstep? Dear god... people still use stacking window managers? I'm sorry but, I use computers to get work done. My workstation is just a tool I use to implement the abstractions I've architected on whiteboards and IRC. I don't have time for making sure all tasks can be properly backgrounded and foregrounded without altering their program state, or reading the latest garbage that the X window people of vomited up on their way out of their latest homoerotic circlejerk. There are so much more important things to be done in computing like reaching more users, reaching the world, and opening up our ideas to people who don't use alternative window managers. Do you know what? I don't even know what window manager I use, and I don't care. And I'm not telling you what text editor I use because it doesn't matter. You people need to seriously focus on the real problems in our community, which is the discrimination that my software receives just because of who i am. Why do you hate systemd? why do you hate the convenience i've provided? My amazing contributions? Did you know that every other CVE that's released is related to systemd? Like, it's just software, people. And because my name is on it you need to hyperventilate and open up urgent security reports that have been there all along? It's not my fault that my software was the one to expose the problem. The problem is in the standard, we just implement the broken standard, and then break our contract with the standard when necessary. I don't give a flying deutschmark about about what's written in the standard, what I care about is what's in the Linux kernel. Real-world scenarios. It doesn't stop there. You people target me and incriminate me. You want to read how much 4chan-level trash is in my email inbox every day? Get a life. Move out of the basement. Start contributing if you really care that much. But jesus, just stop.... whatever this is.

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