4chan, Anon's autism saves him from getting harvested

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Lmao why would anyone harvest random organs from the street, what if OP has AIDS or some ultra rare blood type that nobody else can accept? Usually organ traffickers just kidnap illegal immigrants.

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>could this random 4chan greentext be fake???

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We made it up

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I have no problems with fake greentexts but it annoys me when they don't even try to be believable

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I have no problems with fake greentexts

it annoys me when they don't even try to be believable

Make up your mind already!

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>the reason this story is fake is because he might have 0.01% odds of having bad organs

that take is even more r-slurred than beliving this story in the first place

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More likely he just slapped foid for talking with man. The foid should get her husband to talk to him.

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It's possible they got his health info and used it to target him.

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Still seems like a pointless risk and waste of effort when they could just pay Juan 200 bucks to go alone to an abandoned warehouse

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Juan doesn't have any paperwork and we wanna know whether or not he's O negative.

I guess what we could do instead is kidnap like 20 Juans, bring them all into one warehouse, and give them blood tests to determine which ones we'll keep.

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Why’s one of them a jaguar warrior? :marseyscared:

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:#marseyshooting:

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Slopes will resell anything to anybody, regardless of quality. Caveat emptor, and all that.

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We stand behind the quality of our products and would never knowingly sell something to somebody that wasn't up to par. If you're not happy with your purchase, we're more than happy to work with you to make it right.

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I'm glad you are so honorable about your sale of black market organs harvested from murder victims.

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It's good to know that you appreciate my work in the black market organ trade. I'm glad that you understand that my business is built on the murder of innocent victims.

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bbbb is surprisingly nice in this exchange. usually it is mean as frick lmao

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That's because it was a threat.

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:#marseyfedposthmmm:

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Plot twist:

second post is all fake/made up

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OP is white, in college, and doesn't act like a strag, so he probably has great disease free organs

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That only sounds like an incentive to harvest a larger amount of organs

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