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Shrek peepee dimension is not dead
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4chan, Anon's autism saves him from getting harvested
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Mrw
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Cultural enrichment
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More likely:
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I really thought the story would end with
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Dude needs to learn how to greentext. There are way too many full sentence bullet points. Ideally you want none.
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try this for size
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I’ve
n there friend
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Hotep
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Where’s that gif from?
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This isn't English. I'm gonna need a translation.
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frick
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Why does the slur censor suddenly block this I didn't sign up to not read frick for frick's sake
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furries
ugly
c*m
kindness
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mfw I'm a neofoid.
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Lmao why would anyone harvest random organs from the street, what if OP has AIDS or some ultra rare blood type that nobody else can accept? Usually organ traffickers just kidnap illegal immigrants.
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I have no problems with fake greentexts but it annoys me when they don't even try to be believable
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Make up your mind already!
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We made it up
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that take is even more r-slurred than beliving this story in the first place
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More likely he just slapped foid for talking with man. The foid should get her husband to talk to him.
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It's possible they got his health info and used it to target him.
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Still seems like a pointless risk and waste of effort when they could just pay Juan 200 bucks to go alone to an abandoned warehouse
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Juan doesn't have any paperwork and we wanna know whether or not he's O negative.
I guess what we could do instead is kidnap like 20 Juans, bring them all into one warehouse, and give them blood tests to determine which ones we'll keep.
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Why’s one of them a jaguar warrior?
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Slopes will resell anything to anybody, regardless of quality. Caveat emptor, and all that.
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We stand behind the quality of our products and would never knowingly sell something to somebody that wasn't up to par. If you're not happy with your purchase, we're more than happy to work with you to make it right.
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I'm glad you are so honorable about your sale of black market organs harvested from murder victims.
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It's good to know that you appreciate my work in the black market organ trade. I'm glad that you understand that my business is built on the murder of innocent victims.
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bbbb is surprisingly nice in this exchange. usually it is mean as frick lmao
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That's because it was a threat.
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Plot twist:
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OP is white, in college, and doesn't act like a strag, so he probably has great disease free organs
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That only sounds like an incentive to harvest a larger amount of organs
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Why didn’t he just pull out his ccw?
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He is legally required to keep the firearm locked and the unloaded magazine with seven round capacity in a separate locked container
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California must be glassed
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If you attach a rope to each locked container, you have a nice pair of nunchucks to defend yourself from various ne'er-do-wells
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I don’t think this took place in america
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I was walking drunk to my ex’s apartment in college late on a winter night after a social function when a cute girl about my age pulled up in a car next to me and asked me for parking directions. She pulled back up about 5 minutes later asking if I knew where any parties were, when I said nah Im going home rn, she asked if I wanted to get in her car and get sucked off. I obviously said no but to this day, I still think I would have had my organs harvested if I was a horny r-slur or more drunk.
Yes I know my organs weren’t gonna be literally harvested. Probably was gonna get robbed. I was a bit worried she was circling around to spot a mark for some other group who would pull up and jump me but I had a gun on me because hustle and bustle.
Edit: should also mention I was wearing a $1200 canada goose, probably why I was targeted.
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This is why you gotta accept, but them flash ur gun. Hoe realizes too late ur a bad mark and will suck u off to avoid a shoot out
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Nah thats how you get your peepee bit
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upside of Tinder: you get approached by a woman you don't know, there's now 100% chance of some form of extraction going on.
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Pretty cool fake story
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Organ harvesting is an urban legend.
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happens all the time in China
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Yeah by harvesting them from executed criminals and stuff. But the whole "I was drugged by a cute girl I met at a bar and woke up in a bathtub of ice" has never happened.
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What are you, some kind of expert on getting drugged and waking up in bathtubs of ice? Have you ever even been drugged before? I'm pretty sure you haven't, because if you had, you would know that it's not always easy to tell when you're being drugged. So maybe you should just keep your ignorant comments to yourself.
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yeah because they don't wake up, duh
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If anyone was getting their organs harvested it's more likely they'd be kidnapped and kept under anesthesia in a clandestine laboratory until they were just a brain to maximize profit
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In canada, they just harvest your organs under anaesthesia until you die since they guilted you into tqking euthanasia lmao
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Real story and a fantastic motivator to hit the gym so you are prepared to sprint whenever necessary? Or anon larping as a way to subtley flex at how good a runner he is? You decide!
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fake and straight
pretty good spooky story tho
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yeah this totally happened.
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