TariqNasheedcum/coom
Take the thong out ya bussy playa
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I was walking drunk to my ex’s apartment in college late on a winter night after a social function when a cute girl about my age pulled up in a car next to me and asked me for parking directions. She pulled back up about 5 minutes later asking if I knew where any parties were, when I said nah Im going home rn, she asked if I wanted to get in her car and get sucked off. I obviously said no but to this day, I still think I would have had my organs harvested if I was a horny r-slur or more drunk.
Yes I know my organs weren’t gonna be literally harvested. Probably was gonna get robbed. I was a bit worried she was circling around to spot a mark for some other group who would pull up and jump me but I had a gun on me because hustle and bustle.
Edit: should also mention I was wearing a $1200 canada goose, probably why I was targeted.
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I was walking drunk to my ex’s apartment in college late on a winter night after a social function when a cute girl about my age pulled up in a car next to me and asked me for parking directions. She pulled back up about 5 minutes later asking if I knew where any parties were, when I said nah Im going home rn, she asked if I wanted to get in her car and get sucked off. I obviously said no but to this day, I still think I would have had my organs harvested if I was a horny r-slur or more drunk.
Yes I know my organs weren’t gonna be literally harvested. Probably was gonna get robbed. I was a bit worried she was circling around to spot a mark for some other group who would pull up and jump me but I had a gun on me because hustle and bustle.
Edit: should also mention I was wearing a $1200 canada goose, probably why I was targeted.
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This is why you gotta accept, but them flash ur gun. Hoe realizes too late ur a bad mark and will suck u off to avoid a shoot out
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Nah thats how you get your peepee bit
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upside of Tinder: you get approached by a woman you don't know, there's now 100% chance of some form of extraction going on.
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