4chan, OI GUVNAH, YEW GO' A LOICENSE F'DAT P'TAHTO CRISP BAG?

Whisks are dangerous to the most fragile members of society

On that top one: it's ridiculously easy to avoid paying for a TV licence. The TV Licencing agency have been lying for years that they have 'detector vans' which can tell who is watching TV in a home which is bullshit. They even claim they know what channel you're watching. In reality, the Agency cannot even enter your home to check you have a TV and staring in thru the window isn't admissable evidence. All you have to do is send them written notificatiom that you aren't using your TV to watch live broadcast television znd they have to take your word for it. Most people don't bother because it's impossible for them to prove you have a TV.

I lived in Bong for 7 long, wet, rainy, miserable years and nobody I knew ever got one and nobody ever checked on them.

The only people who still get a licence are the elderly who get a discount anyway, but they do so out of a sense of fricking patriotism or something for the BBC.

BBC pictured above.

That's their culture, OP. You're not supposed to be bigoted against the culture of others!