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Subreddit: terrible weight loss suggestions, with before/after weight charts

Not sure what to call it. Something like "/r/WeightLossTruth"

I think any idea could work, but I want to start with brushing your teeth causes weight gain. "I quit brushing my teeth and started losing 3 pounds a week. I'm back down to my high school size! I'm sticking with ALL NATURAL from now on!"

The "all natural" meme is probably a winner all around so we can draw in both the Facebook boomers and the TikTokTards.

Make some fake date/weight graphs, steal some before/after photos (make sure they don't show up on reverse image searches).

But above all else, make sure you suggest something unhealthy and stupid as a weight loss solution.

Remember, it's literally not a crime to sell a medical product that has been proven to not work as long as you always use the terms "wellness/solution/faith/miracle" and avoid using terms like "cure/alleviate/symptom" or other legally controlled words.

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I think this would be fun, lots of ways to be creative. Just gave me a good idea for a general baitpost. "I've lost 60 pounds by drinking concentral salt water after meals". I can eat whatever I want and the food comes right up! Everyone will come in the thread and say this is bulemia and how bad it is and how crazy i am, but the real bait/drama is you argue with everyone how it's not the same thing as bulemia because you aren't gagging yourself.

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miracles?

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wtf all those are already banned lmao, I am now having doubts about this venture. Miracles will work miracles tho

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I never considered eating disorders. As long as it's inferred and you never mention throwing up or starvation, this is gold.

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What's concentral salt water and how does it help you lose weight?

And no I'm taking the bait. I need some good bulemia tips

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How concentrated are we talking? I used to drink salt water on the regular and it's never made me vom.

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But why?

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Low blood pressure.

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Pretty sure it just makes you gag & puke

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:#marseyglow2:

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