Not sure what to call it. Something like "/r/WeightLossTruth"
I think any idea could work, but I want to start with brushing your teeth causes weight gain. "I quit brushing my teeth and started losing 3 pounds a week. I'm back down to my high school size! I'm sticking with ALL NATURAL from now on!"
The "all natural" meme is probably a winner all around so we can draw in both the Facebook boomers and the TikTokTards.
Make some fake date/weight graphs, steal some before/after photos (make sure they don't show up on reverse image searches).
But above all else, make sure you suggest something unhealthy and stupid as a weight loss solution.
Remember, it's literally not a crime to sell a medical product that has been proven to not work as long as you always use the terms "wellness/solution/faith/miracle" and avoid using terms like "cure/alleviate/symptom" or other legally controlled words.
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I think this would be fun, lots of ways to be creative. Just gave me a good idea for a general baitpost. "I've lost 60 pounds by drinking concentral salt water after meals". I can eat whatever I want and the food comes right up! Everyone will come in the thread and say this is bulemia and how bad it is and how crazy i am, but the real bait/drama is you argue with everyone how it's not the same thing as bulemia because you aren't gagging yourself.
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I never considered eating disorders. As long as it's inferred and you never mention throwing up or starvation, this is gold.
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and no truth suffix /r/weightlossprotips /r/weightlosstricks /r/weightlosshints
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miracles?
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wtf all those are already banned lmao, I am now having doubts about this venture. Miracles will work miracles tho
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What's concentral salt water and how does it help you lose weight?
And no I'm taking the bait. I need some good bulemia tips
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How concentrated are we talking? I used to drink salt water on the regular and it's never made me vom.
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But why?
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Low blood pressure.
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https://www.quora.com/Why-does-a-person-starts-vomiting-after-consuming-concentrated-salt-solution-What-is-the-phenomenon-behind-it?share=1
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Pretty sure it just makes you gag & puke
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Are braphogs even pretending to attempt to lose weight these days?
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Bruh. Weight gain is just lack of key minerals and vitamins in diet. Factory farming has r*ped nutrients out of soil. Now we barely get them to live. One of side effect is weight gain.
What you need is eat lot of magenesium. Copper. Sellenium and b12. When i say lot. I mean 2x what is recomended at minimum
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Yeah I eat like a dozen gummy vitamins a day and I’m in perfect health
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I eat two whole nutmegs every morning. Just grate it into your first cup of coffee and you are ready to take on the day!
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I kind of just like the idea of a subreddit that advocates not brushing your teeth. I feel like enough redditors are disgusting enough to latch on to it and then we have a perennial source of minor drama
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Doesn't Liver King claim to not brush his teeth?
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This is a bad idea, simply because whatever you can think off, the weight loss industry has already done worse and had people actually pay money for it.
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oh then it's super easy to do
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this sounds like it would be fun
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I love it.
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Somebody post the monkey food guy
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