Subreddit: terrible weight loss suggestions, with before/after weight charts

Not sure what to call it. Something like "/r/WeightLossTruth"

I think any idea could work, but I want to start with brushing your teeth causes weight gain. "I quit brushing my teeth and started losing 3 pounds a week. I'm back down to my high school size! I'm sticking with ALL NATURAL from now on!"

The "all natural" meme is probably a winner all around so we can draw in both the Facebook boomers and the TikTokTards.

Make some fake date/weight graphs, steal some before/after photos (make sure they don't show up on reverse image searches).

But above all else, make sure you suggest something unhealthy and stupid as a weight loss solution.

Remember, it's literally not a crime to sell a medical product that has been proven to not work as long as you always use the terms "wellness/solution/faith/miracle" and avoid using terms like "cure/alleviate/symptom" or other legally controlled words.