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Subreddit: terrible weight loss suggestions, with before/after weight charts

Not sure what to call it. Something like "/r/WeightLossTruth"

I think any idea could work, but I want to start with brushing your teeth causes weight gain. "I quit brushing my teeth and started losing 3 pounds a week. I'm back down to my high school size! I'm sticking with ALL NATURAL from now on!"

The "all natural" meme is probably a winner all around so we can draw in both the Facebook boomers and the TikTokTards.

Make some fake date/weight graphs, steal some before/after photos (make sure they don't show up on reverse image searches).

But above all else, make sure you suggest something unhealthy and stupid as a weight loss solution.

Remember, it's literally not a crime to sell a medical product that has been proven to not work as long as you always use the terms "wellness/solution/faith/miracle" and avoid using terms like "cure/alleviate/symptom" or other legally controlled words.

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Bruh. Weight gain is just lack of key minerals and vitamins in diet. Factory farming has r*ped nutrients out of soil. Now we barely get them to live. One of side effect is weight gain.

What you need is eat lot of magenesium. Copper. Sellenium and b12. When i say lot. I mean 2x what is recomended at minimum

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Yeah I eat like a dozen gummy vitamins a day and I’m in perfect health

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I eat two whole nutmegs every morning. Just grate it into your first cup of coffee and you are ready to take on the day!

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