"Can I use the car to--" "No."

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When my parents first moved in with each other back in the early 70s, my dad had a Beetle they shared. Their parking was behind their apartment, and on a series of one-way streets. In order to park you could either take the alley, or drive all the way around the block and take the road that goes behind the apartment.

My dad always told my mom not to use the alley in the winter, as it was uneven, narrow, and very icy. Well, one time she did, and managed to bounce off every wall and bash in every fender on that car.

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This is really shitty, terrible to women and I'll be back later because I have to go pickup my wifes car since the fender and light just got fixed.

(I'm serious)

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Real men drive stick.

Music by Laurie Johnson in case you're interested.

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old car ads were so rad

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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re: downmarseys

You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downmarsey button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this:

You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.

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