Even without, you could imagine it's an Ent who has to pretend to be a normal tree so humans don't hunt them down. Some ancient, majestic Ent utterly humiliated as he gets slammed in the knothole.
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The weasel phenotype is real
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Everyone in here going "Would" got a thing for Gollum-headed broads.
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Straggots would frick a tree if it had tits on it
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Only if she lets my whole Groomercord smash. It's GTA RP and we pretend to be cops, if that counts
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I'm a scrote and she's not obese, so of course I would. I'd call her doable but not datable
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Didn't the foid mayor in Nashville get caught cheating with her bodyguard? Mayo foids down south are something else.
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Anyone with a mommy fetish is in luck
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I would let her r*pe me
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10/10 post
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Every cop is a gremlin, frumpy mom, or unbelievably hot
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smash
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would
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She only looks weird 'cause she has her hair pulled tight
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Maybe she looks better from behind
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She's pretty cute
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