Ten-hut: We need 100 more posts to overcome from 16th place to 13th place.

My name is Lt. ACA and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Autism-American soldiers.

Now y'all might'a heard rumors about the shitposting happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into rdrama, dressed as normies. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' sperg army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only: shitposting.

Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as heck didn't come down from goddarn SomethingAwful, cross 5,000 posts on /b/, fight my way through half of /pol/, and get banned 17 times on frickin' Reddit to teach the Jannies lessons in quality. Janny ain't got no quality. They're the foot soldiers of a gore-lovin', Muslim maniac and they need to be destroyed.

But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my Cornhole you take on a debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every sperg under my command owes me twenty shitposts by the end of January. And I want my shitposts. And all y'all will get me twenty shitposts, taken from the most r-slurred sites of the internet.

Or you will die tryin'.